two bros, chilling in a classroom, five feet apart, cause' they're very gay :)
there's an intense love square.
maybe a love pentagon.
maybe a bigger love shape.
- chaos to angst ff
- grammar mistakes
- a very holy book
- terribly written :D
- 1st ja...
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yeehaw country roads, humans. be aware that i had overdosed on pavillion's coffee today. although, it's not my fault because the coffee was actually more than just good.
last will and testament of jake sim
i, jake sim, or sim jaeyun, is writing this temporary will for my death over an annoying match of arm wrestle with a so-called friend named park sunghoon. yes, not my parents or my dog, or to the oxygen, park sunghoon. he is a decent man who seems to understand me better than myself.
can i write this? hm, maybe not, but i guess i can leave it as a memory of what sunghoon had done to me before my soul had left me pt 37957348965.
introduction
i, jake sim, or sim jaeyun, a resident of south korea and australia, the being of a lifeless body, (hopefully) over the age of eighteen (18), and a male of clown wisdom and kindness, hereby create and give my utmost gratitude, to this last will and testament that i hope will be carried on to its new owner, park sunghoon. i will be in the heavens in the form of an angel, and if this will be not given to the male will be cursed personally by me.
marriage and children :: close friends
first of all, i am seventeen years of age when i wrote this, or writing right now in my case, but to the so-called beloved people, it is past tense. i announce that i am not married yet, do not have any kids, and possibly a crush on someone i have no clue yet. i'm more than just dumb, but that's okay.
anyhow, all references in this will are referred to the one and only park sunghoon.
the following acquaintances of me, park sunghoon is allowed to share my property are listed below in a non-alphabetical order as i'm just writing whatever is in my head at the moment:
jay park (park jongseong), yang jungwon, lee heeseung, lee geonu, daniel kim (kim dongkyu), nicholas wang (wang yixiang), niki (nishimura riki), taki and k (acquaintances who refuse to tell me their real names), lee youngbin, byun euijoo, choi seon, hanbin (ngo ngoc hung), kim yoonwon, chu jimin, kim taeyong, choi jaeho, jo kyungmin, jeong jaebeom, and kim sunoo (who is last because he makes me annoyed over the subject of park sunghoon himself).
execution
like mentioned somewhere above, i appoint my so-called friend, park sunghoon, to execute my will. if for some apparent reason park sunghoon does not want my will (which is a one percent chance he won't reject this paper), i appoint my fellow friend of memes, jay park, as a substitute. jay park, i love you, fellow brother. oh, and if the great jay park refuses, then hand this over to yang jungwon, and if not, daniel kim, and if none of them would like to take my belongings, i demand that whoever is reading this is to force my hyung, lee heeseung to burn everything. woah, if i get married, these bros of mine will be my groomsmen, forever and ever shall i never part from them because i'm sure we'll all end up somewhere up in not heaven. i trust you guys.
