[The Players Spawn a King Slime]
[Editor's Note: Yes, They gone mining before and didn't get shown doing it.]
King Slime: *Furiously hopping around
Players: WOAH HE'S SO FAST
[Player Attacked King Slime with his Enchanted Sword, Delta with his Platinum Bow, Madden with his Diamond Staff, And Alex with his... Slime Staff?]
King Slime: *HP slowly depleting*
All Players: YES! YES!
King Slime: *Jumps towards Players once*
[Players Die.]
King Slime:
Player: No, Why does it have to jump at us at that EXACT moment?
Madden: Dunno, It probably didn't want to die.
Delta: Welp, We have to obtain another Slime Crown.
Alex: Aww man... We could have gotten that Slime Hook, Or Slime Gun for Delta!
[After a whole day of mining and getting better stuff]
The Players: *Shooting and slicing and sitting intensifies*
King Slime: *HP Drains down*
Loot: Slime Gun, King Slime Lore Item, Solidifier, Slime Saddle, King Slime Trophy, King Slime Mask and Ninja Hood
Player: Wooo! We got some epic stuff!
Delta: Wait, Isn't Slime Gun just for fun?
[Silence Ensues.]
Madden: We just have a Joke Weapon, At least we can put it up as a souvenir.
Alex: Yeah! We could do that!
[Meanwhile at Yharim's Place]
Yharim: Hey Yharon, Want some food?
Yharon: I would like some, Master Yharim.
[Back with the Main Cast at home]
Players: Woo, We have one boss down. Tomorrow, We will fight the Desert Scourge.
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A Tale Of True Calamity
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