1st Boss

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[The Players Spawn a King Slime]

[Editor's Note: Yes, They gone mining before and didn't get shown doing it.]

King Slime: *Furiously hopping around

Players: WOAH HE'S SO FAST

[Player Attacked King Slime with his Enchanted Sword, Delta with his Platinum Bow, Madden with his Diamond Staff, And Alex with his... Slime Staff?]

King Slime: *HP slowly depleting* 

All Players: YES! YES!

King Slime: *Jumps towards Players once*

[Players Die.]

King Slime:

Player: No, Why does it have to jump at us at that EXACT moment?

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Player: No, Why does it have to jump at us at that EXACT moment?

Madden: Dunno, It probably didn't want to die.

Delta: Welp, We have to obtain another Slime Crown.

Alex: Aww man... We could have gotten that Slime Hook, Or Slime Gun for Delta!

[After a whole day of mining and getting better stuff]

The Players: *Shooting and slicing and sitting intensifies*

King Slime: *HP Drains down*

Loot: Slime Gun, King Slime Lore Item, Solidifier, Slime Saddle, King Slime Trophy, King Slime Mask and Ninja Hood

Player: Wooo! We got some epic stuff!

Delta: Wait, Isn't Slime Gun just for fun?

[Silence Ensues.]

Madden: We just have a Joke Weapon, At least we can put it up as a souvenir.

Alex: Yeah! We could do that!

[Meanwhile at Yharim's Place]

Yharim: Hey Yharon, Want some food?

Yharon: I would like some, Master Yharim.

[Back with the Main Cast at home]

Players: Woo, We have one boss down. Tomorrow, We will fight the Desert Scourge.

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