Gear:
Alisha: Calamitous Aquatic Blade, Calamitous Aquatic Sawblade, Calamitous Aquatic Spear, Calamitous Aquatic Hammer, Calamitous Aquatic Armor, Calamitous Leviathan's Sigil, Blue Strings
Aussie: Calamitous Flame Blade, Calamitous Burning Sawblade, Calamitous Flame Spear, Calamitous Solid Magma Hammer, Calamitous Flame Armor, Calamitous Kitsune's Sigil, Pink Strings
Delta: Dragoon Drizzlefish, Galeforce, Taser, Aerospec Armor, Rusty Medallion (Flash Rounds, Hellfire Arrows, Jester's Arrows, Superball Bullets)
Madden: Demon Scythe, Flare Bolt, Pulse Pistol, Tradewinds, Shaderain Staff, Shadowdrop Staff, Bloodbath, Aerospec Armor, Celestial Cuffs, Mana Flower
Alex: Dank Staff, Blood Clot Staff, Imp Staff, Star Swallower Containment Unit, Bee Armor, Fungal Clump, Spirit Glyph, Voltaic Jelly
Ari: Ashen Stalactite, Feather Knife, Mycoroot, Rot Balls, Tooth Balls, Tracking Disk, Turbulance, Sulphurous Armor, Raider's Talisman, Aquaite Knife, Crude Bat
David: Hot Horn, Bongos, Sitar, Meteorite Oboe, Microphone, Noble Armor, Devil's Subwoofer, Guitar Pick, Cork Grease, High Quality Reed
Water: Divine Lotus, Aquaite Scythe, Templar Armor, Ancient Aegis, Aloe Leaf, Belt of the Quick Response, Dark Heart
[Skeletron Awakens]
Alisha: ooo aaa I am spooky skeleton
Skeletron: What? I didn't even expect that.
Aussie: Because this.
[Skeletron Hp: 50%]
Skeletron: Well okay then-
Madden: AAAAAAA
Delta: AAAAAAA
Skeletron: HOLY FUCK-
[Madden, Delta and Skeletron Die]
Alisha: What?
Loot: 142 Bones, Clothier's Wrath, Skeletron Hand, Chippy's Couch
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A Tale Of True Calamity
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