[Champion of Timber, Terra, Earth, Nature, Life, Spirit, Shadow, Will and Cosmos Spawn]
Alisha: This isn't too far of a fight for me.
Aussie: Agreed. Let's get him!
Kristal: Uhh... UHH...
Bcohen: We got this.
RX: Boom, Potions!
Alex: Uh, Who are these guys?
Alisha: I'm not gonna break the fourth wall just to tell you who these guys are.
Aussie: They entered the story with the creator's permission
[Creator]: You fucking shit, Why did you break the 4th Wall so quickly?
Star: Orion's Gate, Let's beat the shit out of this guy!
Jero: I'm gonna sit here and draw.
Collide: I'm a fast Yoyo user! Woo!
Def: Die, You Robot!
Maple: Illusions, Come in!
Pastel: I'm already behind you, Eridanus.
Eridanus: Wh- What are you doing here? You are supposed to kill the others first!
Pastel: Not my problem. *Smashes down Eridanus*
Legend: HAAAAAAAA- HAAAAAAAAA-
Delta: It's gonna take him 10 episodes just to get to Super Saiyan God.
[Creator]: Sorry for the old and overused meme.
Madden: I got this.
Yukino: I'm shapeshifting into... An octopus. Meh. I'm gonna just stay here for no reason.
Atlas: Hmm... Page 5639 of the R'Lyeh Book. Here we are. Cthulhu Spawn.
Garo: Surely you can't build like me?
Skye: I guess I'm gonna fight the Flame boy.
Earth: Hey, Watch who you're calling Flame boy.
SkyGod: Grenades and Sticky Bombs! I love tf2 but this is amazing!
Draco: I guess I gotta kill everything here.
Jonah: I'm getting hit a lot, But I still got this!
[All Champions but Eridanus is dead]
Eridanus: God damn, Do I have to do everything here?
Legend: HAAAAAAAAAAAAA- HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Alisha: This screaming is really unsettling and unneeded.
Water: I'm healing everybody so It's not gonna be too much.
David: Okay, Okay, Who is making the noise here. I need sleep!
Dev: ehehehe imma gonna steal le keel
Madden: Don't you dare, Fake me!
Dev: Fuck! I got found out!
Everyone: Wait, That's the fake Madden?
Dev: Uh oh...
Eridanus: He's the imposter! Kill him!
Everyone: *kills Dev*
Eridanus: You know, I'll come in to help you guys. Have a good day!
Alisha: Well that was weird.
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A Tale Of True Calamity
AdventureThese Sacred Lands... Here where life prospers... Where the creativity of humankind shines above all sentience... They had not seen such forgiveness and mercy before. In an era lost in time and memory, wars were waged against humanity, monstrosi...
