{Severe Swearing Warning}
[The Players Spawn the Destroyer]
Alisha: Amarok!
Aussie: Hel-Fire!
Delta: Daedalus Stormbow when It's far, Halibut Cannon when it's closer!
Madden: Bittercold Staff! Orange Zapinator!
Alex: Blade Staff! Forbidden Sign!
Stella: Imp Staff, Forbidden Sign!
Luna: Daedalus Stormbow!
[Meanwhile with Zephyroz]
Zeph: *sleeping*
Ari: What the fuck, Zephyroz, Why are you here sleeping?
Zeph: I just want to watch them suffer.
Ari: Ok, Makes sense.
[Back with the Gang]
Alisha: I finally killed it.
[The Twins Spawn]
Alisha: God damn it!
[The Twins Dies]
Alisha: Phew.
[Skeletron Prime Spawns]
Alisha: *anger*
[Skeletron Prime Dies]
The Gang: Let's just get back.
Zeph: zzzz...
Alisha: Wake the fuck up, Zeph!
Zeph: wh- What the fuck! I was sleeping!
Alisha: Zephyroz, I told you to stop sleeping so much!
Zeph: Ok, You could have told me earlier.
Alisha: Our fucking tree is overgrown.
Zeph: Wait, It went in your and Aussie's Room?
Alisha: Yep.
Zeph: Fuck.
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A Tale Of True Calamity
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