Mech Bosses

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{Severe Swearing Warning}

[The Players Spawn the Destroyer]

Alisha: Amarok! 

Aussie: Hel-Fire!

Delta: Daedalus Stormbow when It's far, Halibut Cannon when it's closer!

Madden: Bittercold Staff! Orange Zapinator!

Alex: Blade Staff! Forbidden Sign!

Stella: Imp Staff, Forbidden Sign!

Luna: Daedalus Stormbow!

[Meanwhile with Zephyroz]

Zeph: *sleeping*

Ari: What the fuck, Zephyroz, Why are you here sleeping?

Zeph: I just want to watch them suffer.

Ari: Ok, Makes sense.

[Back with the Gang]

Alisha: I finally killed it.

[The Twins Spawn]

Alisha: God damn it!

[The Twins Dies]

Alisha: Phew.

[Skeletron Prime Spawns]

Alisha: *anger*

[Skeletron Prime Dies]

The Gang: Let's just get back.

Zeph: zzzz...

Alisha: Wake the fuck up, Zeph!

Zeph: wh- What the fuck! I was sleeping!

Alisha: Zephyroz, I told you to stop sleeping so much!

Zeph: Ok, You could have told me earlier.

Alisha: Our fucking tree is overgrown.

Zeph: Wait, It went in your and Aussie's Room?

Alisha: Yep.

Zeph: Fuck.

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