[Aussie accidentally drops the Guide Voodoo Doll]
The Gang: OH SHIT
WoF: *Roaring in hunger*
Alisha: Let's do this!
Aussie: Yeah!
Stella: -w-' Corroslimes.
Luna: EEEE-
Delta: This is easy. Halibut Cannon.
Madden: haha eldritch tome go brrr
Alex: Uh... Crimslimes!
Ari: *stealth activated*
WoF: *damaged*
All: Oh no... the WoF is getting faster!
[WoF gets destroyed by the players]
The Gang: We did it, Bois. WoF is no more.
Loot: Pwnhammer, Firecracker, Healing Potions.
The Gang: Welp, This is not a lot to work with, but ok.
[The Players kill EoC again]
The Gang: Woo, Badger's Hat! Wait... Who will wear it?
Delta: I will. It suits me a lot!
Town NPC's: *talking intensifies*
Players: Well, This is a great start to Hardmode.
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A Tale Of True Calamity
AdventureThese Sacred Lands... Here where life prospers... Where the creativity of humankind shines above all sentience... They had not seen such forgiveness and mercy before. In an era lost in time and memory, wars were waged against humanity, monstrosi...
