Old Man: Hey. If you want to fight, Then Come back at night time.
Alisha: Fuck. It's day.
Aussie: Let's just beat up some enemies before fighting the Old Man.
[At Night]
Old Man: Fight Me.
Alisha: We will.
Skeletron: Hi, Bitch!
Alisha: *yeets a ball of heat on the skeleton
Skeletron: Ouch, That hurt a bit. Even though I don't have any nervous systems. Which makes no sense. Wait, I'm weaker than the bosses from before you fought me. Oh. I'm dead.
Alisha: Yeah you are, I'll practically beat you up badly.
[After the players somehow die]
Alisha: Why don't we do the Dungeon Guardian?
Dungeon Guardian: Ugh. You again? I'm Skeletron.
Alisha: Uh... Time to kill it.
[The Players kill The Dungeon Guardian]
Alisha: That was kind of easy.
Aussie: Wait, How did we survive the One Hit KO enemy?
Alisha: Simple. Mechanisms, Like Teleporters.
Madden: Oh, I forgot about that.
Aussie: Same.
Alisha: Time to kill Skeletron.
Skeletron: Hah, You thought the Dungeon Guardian was me? It was a clone!
Alisha: We know. Time to die, Bitch!
Skeletron: Well shit.
[Skeletron Dies]
Madden: I'll take this Book of Skulls. And this Water Bolt. Let's get some items.
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A Tale Of True Calamity
AdventureThese Sacred Lands... Here where life prospers... Where the creativity of humankind shines above all sentience... They had not seen such forgiveness and mercy before. In an era lost in time and memory, wars were waged against humanity, monstrosi...
