[The Grand Thunder Bird Spawns]
TGTB: Caw!
Alisha: DIE YOU BIRD
TGTB: CAW-
[The Grand Thunder Bird dies]
[Queen Jellyfish Spawns]
Alisha: Ew, Another slimy boss. Die.
Queen Jellyfish: Blub blub blub blub...
[Queen Jellyfish Dies]
[Viscount Spawns]
Viscount: ehehehe die
Alisha: no u
Viscount: *insert bat screeching noises*
[Viscount Dies]
[The Buried Champion Spawns]
TBC: I respect you all, But you. Stealthy bitch.
Alisha: don't fucking call him that or else die
TBC: *falls to the ground*
[The Buried Champion Dies]
[Granite Energy Storm Spawns]
GES: rEeEe
Alisha: die rock
[Granite Energy Storm Dies]
[The Star Scouter Spawns]
Alisha: This is just a weak Martian Saucer Ripoff.
TSC: im dead lmao
[The Star Scouter Dies]
[Martian Saucer Spawns]
MS: lmao good job imma die
Alisha: influx waver yay
[Martian Saucer Dies]
[Pumpking Spawns]
Alisha: Die pumpkin
Pumpking: AAAA
Alisha: Oh wow I got The Horseman's Blade
[Pumpking Dies]
[Mushroom Monarch Spawns]
MM: hi bye
Alisha: ok then
[Mushroom Monarch Flees]
[Feudal Fungus Spawns]
FF: im scared bye bitches
Alisha: weird flex but ok
[Feudal Fungus Flees]
[Grips of Chaos Spawn]
GoC: im out bitches lmao
[Grip of Chaos Flee, Causing The Mire and The Inferno to Spawn in as new Biomes]
Alisha: Now we have Evil Biomes, Chaos Biomes and a Heavenly Biome. Also, This is a Very Large World. (by that I mean 50000 X, 2500 Y Blocks)
[The Broodmother Spawns]
TB: im bigger so you will die
Alisha: no u
TB: AAAAAA-
[The Broodmother Dies]
[The Hydra Spawns]
Hydra: Fuck, I'm gonna die!
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A Tale Of True Calamity
AdventureThese Sacred Lands... Here where life prospers... Where the creativity of humankind shines above all sentience... They had not seen such forgiveness and mercy before. In an era lost in time and memory, wars were waged against humanity, monstrosi...
