[The Keeper, Crabulon, Feudal Fungal and Monarch Mushroom all Spawn]
Alisha: Let's do this, Aussie!
Aussie: Yes!
[Armor and Weapons of Alisha and Aussie are: Aquatic Sword, Aquatic Armor | Flame Sword, Flame Armor]
FF: Let's beat them up!
MM: Yeah!
The Keeper: ...
Crabulon: *Vibing*
Alisha: GO GO GO
Water: AAAAAAA
David: BUFF BUFF BUFF
Aussie: FIRE FIRE FIRE
Alisha: Aussie, Time for our Combo, Inferno and Aquatic Blast!
[FF and MM are Defeated]
Crabulon: OH SHIT TIME TO DIE CUZ VIBING TIME IS OVER BOIII
Alisha: Wtf
Aussie: Uh... Wait. I have fire manipulation right?
Alisha: Yeah?
Aussie: Then, I can manipulate fire in the crab and cook it as food right?
Alisha: Probably. We can eat it.
[Crabulon was... Cooked? The Keeper was Saved]
Loot: 60 Glowing Mushroom, 4 Dark Shards, 37 Glowing Mushium, 37 Mushium, 35 Spore Bags, 10 Mushroom Grass Seeds, Fungicide, Shroomerang (Calamity), 15 Lesser Healing Potions, Fungal Clump, Mushroom Plasma Root, Old Gathic Waraxe, The Keeper's Staff, Staff of the Fallen, Heart Insignia, Keeper's Circlet, Glowing Truffle, Hearty Truffle, Mushroom and Crab Dinner
Alisha: Should we even eat the Mushrooms in this? It's probably poisonous.
Aussie: I'm hungry, Let's just chow down.
[Dev teleports and steals a bit and goes away like the bitch he is.]
Madden: Well, I am hungry too. After all this fighting I have to eat.
Giant Tortoise: Not today-
Alisha: Well, We got some Tortoise meat. This is more safe than the fungus.
[Literally everybody but Alisha get food poisoning and poison debuffs from the mushrooms]
Aussie: Maybe it was a good idea to listen to Alisha after all-
[Everybody but Alisha vomit, Even Dev vomits.]
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A Tale Of True Calamity
AdventureThese Sacred Lands... Here where life prospers... Where the creativity of humankind shines above all sentience... They had not seen such forgiveness and mercy before. In an era lost in time and memory, wars were waged against humanity, monstrosi...
