[Clamitas has Spawned!]
Calamitas (Doppelgänger): Hey, Fight me!
Zephyroz: I will!
Alisha: Les go, We can do this, Anahita and Leviathan!
Aussie: I wanna play Minecraft :(
Anahita: Let's Fight this Eye thing.
Leviathan: Yeh les do dis.
Aussie: I would rather fight the ender dragon-
Calamitas (Doppelgänger): Die, Leviathan!
Alisha: Oh no you don't!
Calamitas (Doppelgänger): Ah fuck.
Aussie: *slaps angy calamitas*
Calamitas (Doppelgänger): Ow, What the actual fuck?
Aussie: steals calamitas's phone and plays minecraft PE edition
Calamitas (Doppelgänger): YOU FUCKING BITCH
Alisha: Let's do a little more damage
Calamitas (Doppelgänger): AAAAAAAAA
Alex: Time to literally fuck Calamitas up in the face
Calamitas (Doppelgänger): A-
[Calamitas Clone dies]
Alisha: w h a t
Loot: Broken Hero Sword (For terra toilet lmao), Chaos Stone, Void of Calamity and Calamitas Clone Lore
Alisha: time to make the most expensive fucking toilet ever lmao
Zeph: please, no no no
Alisha: *crafts it* time to take a big dump of shit
Zeph: no no no no don't
Alisha: im gonna do it
[Insert a loud fart]
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A Tale Of True Calamity
AdventureThese Sacred Lands... Here where life prospers... Where the creativity of humankind shines above all sentience... They had not seen such forgiveness and mercy before. In an era lost in time and memory, wars were waged against humanity, monstrosi...
