August 8th 1955
Packard hung out with Dash, Ziggy, T-Bones and Sammy while watching his usual I Love Lucy Episodes on Channel 6. That was until a knocking came from T-Bones' door
AW: Hey Packard! I'm here!
SH: Shit, Lover girl is here
Packard opened the door, Angela wore blue jeans and a white T-shirt. Packard looked impressed that she came in such attire not to mention she had high heels much like Sammy had
SH: Looks to Angela Oh shit! Lover Girl digs your style! Haha
ZH: Aw Quiet Sammy, You wear the same thing too
SH: Urgh... I'm lucky my noxious odors can shut you up.. Now! Put your face on my ass.. It's gassing time
ZH: Does as he's told and puts his face right in Sammy's cake
SH: Hng.. she rips a nice, loud and bassy month old rotten egg stinkage on Ziggy's face that lasted for 13 seconds Much better..
ZH: Starts sniffing at the noxious odors Oh yeah... I'm so lucky I'm your fart smeller
SH: Daww Ziggy!
AW: ... I guess this happens every now and then with Ziggy?
PC: Well, He's the fart smeller.. But he's the only one that makes Sammy's stink go away, She rips the smelliest farts ever known to man... Even killed a guy once with that type of smell
SH: True... I was sitting on his face.. Let out a Tier 3 fart and then boom, dead in 20 seconds
AW: What was his name?
SH: Richie Roswell
AW: Ah, Can I come in?
PC: You may
Angela walked into T-Bones' house as Packard and Angela sat by each other next to Sammy and her fart slave, Angela smiled while covering her nose
AW: So uh Packard... Is this where you live?
PC: Nah, I used to live near Ricky's Auto Repair shop but now I live with T-Bones since I ran away from my parents
AW: Oh, What for?
PC: I couldn't stand them bickering and arguing
AW: I see... Uh Sammy?
SH: A-yup?
AW: Is Ziggy very comfortable with you constantly expelling your flatulence up his nostrils?
SH: A-yup.. He pretty much becomes my personal fart smeller because I have some pretty mean gasses to rip. And I don't want to make everybody puke by my farts don't I?
PC: You're right
AW: Like I'd love to smell your gas.. Ergh...
SH: You're lucky I'm not lifting my ass. I don't want you to smell my reeking stenches
AW: Right.... walks up to Packard and sees Bettie and Patty see T-Bones' house
BV & PD: in unison PACKY!!!
SH: looks at Patty and Bettie GODDAMNIT!
Packard pulled out a Red-Ryder BB gun and burst through the door while wielding his BB weapon aiming at the 2. Packard fired the first shot and it hit Bettie in the groin, they soon ran off with Packard scowling at the 2 fleeing hussies
PC: Goddamn Hussies.. Tryna dig the front of my pants!
AW: Packard! Where'd you get an official Red Ryder Ramp Rapids Michigan Blue Steel, Chestnut wood stock, Copper-plated barrel bands and a saddle-ring with a "gen-u-wine" leather thong and a Rossi ranch hand lever, 34.5 Caliber BB, carbine action 200-shot range model air rifle like that!? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD THOSE!!!
PC: Dad got me the best BB gun. My mama didn't like me using that, Mama went against my dad soon I ran off.
AW: Aww... That's sad Packy... At least you have me
SH: Someone get these 2 lovebirds in their cage before I puke
AW: Someone should get you something you can shove up your ass so Ziggy won't have to puke
SH: You want to be like Ziggy then?
PC: Now Sammy-
Packard gets interrupted by Sammy chasing the running Angela which was in tune to the Boogie Woogie beat they were hearing on the radio. Soon, Patty and Bettie returned with BB guns as Packard noticed. He got his Red Ryder and readied for the heated combat. The Boogie Woogie ended as Packard got it
Radio man: That's "Let The Boogie Woogie Roll" By Clyde McPhatter, Coming to you live from KLRJ-TV. Now Playing is the Country Song that keeps men and women alike on the edge of their seats! Rovin Girl by Gloria Henson
As the song played, Packard kneeled down near the windowsill aiming his gun at the thots. Sammy and Angela stopped chasing each other and both of them cheered for Packard
SH: GET EM PACKARD!!! LET THEM HAVE THE COLD HARD LEAD FROM YOUR RIFLE!!!
Packard started firing at them like an American Sniper from the Korean War. He fired off shots at them and saw them hit the 2 thots like he was U.S. Army Scout William Dixon himself. He saw they flipped their guns over to reload like newbies of the confederate army learning how to use the Henry Rifle and they missed every shot like they were the representation of a terrible sniper from the Korean war. He soon stood up for a moment and hollered out
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Bring The Grease!
General FictionThe Story starts off with the young heart of Packard Curtis, Former member of a delinquent gang called the Slam City Hellcats! He sees a lovely young female named Angela who is nothing more than a good girl in all of her years. Now Packard has a ro...
