Chapter 12: Love Notes and Lugnut Slugs

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September 5th 1955

Packard felt things he didn't feel before, soon he saw a love note on his desk at school. It had "I Love You XOXO - AW" which made Packard blush slightly. "Why Don't You Write to Me" by The Jacks played as a montage of Packard getting multiple letters from Angela and Angela getting multiple letters from Packard at school arose, it was as if their love was inseparable. It was 2 pm when Packard had stayed at T-Bones' place with, he saw Angela walk to T-Bones walking to where Packard was sitting as Angela sat on his lap but didn't know that she was sitting on Sammy's calves.

AW: Hey lovely

PC: Hey Sweetie

SH: Hey Angela! You're sitting on my calves you tease!

Sammy lifted her butt right to Angela's waist and ripped ass in front of Angela, Angela jumped in fright as Sammy started laughing and her farting kept on going on for 9 seconds. Soon Sammy sighed and sat next to Packard, Packard was waving the smell away from him. Luanne smelled the gas from inside T-Bones' room where she was doing her homework and bursted out

LP: DAMN SAMMY!!! I DON'T WANT THAT TYPE OF STINK NEXT TO ME WHEN I-

Before Luanne could finish, Sammy tilted to the side and ripped another ripe fart. Luanne just backed away in disgust as Sammy kept on ripping it. Angela backed away with her hands in the air as Packard just went to Angela backing away as well, Angela accidentally tripped over to T-Bones while he was working on his arms on the workout bed as Luanne threw her pencil at Sammy

LP: You're fucking disgusting!!!

SH: Hey! Go back to homework Luanne

LP: storms out of the living room and back into T-Bones' room

AW: WAGH!... Oh hey T-Bones

TM: Ergh.. Damnit Angela

Sammy's fart ended after 9 seconds, Sammy soon layed down on the couch as everyone backed away from Sammy's stink clouds

AW: SAMMY!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU EVEN EAT TO FART LIKE THAT TWICE!?!

SH: Well..... Nothing

AW: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING?!?

SH: It's true, those farts come out normally.

AW: HOW DID THOSE GARGANTUAN FARTS COME OUT FUCKING NORMALLY?!?

SH: No one knows how, or when.... But it's clear that I was born with the farts I were given

AW: That's disgusting!! Why can't you be ladylike?

SH: You're beginning to sound like my fucking rich parents I ran away from in the first damn place

AW: Weird... I heard of my father talking about a child who ran away in 1942.... The child was a blonde-.. YOU RAN AWAY FROM THE RICH PARENTS YOU ONCE HAD?!?

SH: Fucking bingo....

AW: YOU COULD'VE BEEN THE RICHEST TEENAGER OF LAS VEGAS!!! WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY FROM THAT LIFE?!?

SH: Because the rich are always the same, always buying and not giving to the poor.. They just snobbish assholes with no reputation

AW: Oh yeah... Luanne did tell me...

SH: what?

AW: She told me... when you get all the money in the world, you will never be satisfied with all the shit you buy. Take a look at those rich kids that bully us, they think they have all the money in the world but they won't get what she doesn't have. Happiness...

Luanne's voice boomed out in the house, it sounded like an angry mother or a raging bull was in the house.

LP: DAMN RIGHT!!!

Luanne soon stomped to Angela in an angry huff, she was soon face to face with Angela who was scared of her. Luanne could tell that Angela didn't want to hear her scream so she gave off angry mutters at Angela.

LP: The reason why I say I don't have happiness and the fact I do not give a shit about what the rich do is one step to getting a fucking river FLOWING down my fucking cheeks!...

AW: But why are you always unhappy? And always unhappy at the rich?

LP: I'll show you why...

Luanne pulled up a newspaper from October 2nd 1951, It read "MURDER! 11 year old daughter and parents slain by delinquents!" Angela kept reading, "Stanley Peterson, 34 years old. Gina Peterson, 27 years old." but Angela's heart sank as she saw Luanne Peterson. "Luanne Peterson, 11 years old", Luanne just stood there staring into her soul. Angela looked to Luanne, but Angela kept reading to the people responsible for the murder. "Lionel Thomas Davidson, Jackson Harris, Richie Roswell, Davis Mallow, Pierce Howardson, Kenneth Patterson, Luis von Sterenbach, Henry Patterson, Howard Dennis, Jebediah Dursley. Wanted for Murder" Angela looked back to Luanne.

AW: They murdered your parents?

Luanne tossed the newspaper as everyone in the house gathered around Angela and Luanne in a scarce circle as if Luanne was about ready to punch her

LP: They did! They fucking murdered them in cold blood!! And the press presumed me dead!!!

AW: Did they find out you were alive?

Luanne bowed her head down and sighed, everyone saw the reaction and thought that she was going to spare Angela or beat the shit out of her. Luanne slowly looked up with a sad expression on her face rather than a mad one

LP: They did, I was spotted in 1952 hanging out with the Rat Queens.. Sparky made an urgent request to the press to say "Hey, I'm still alive"...... And now I'm back in the Las Vegas population and that fucking rat's ass Lionel is waiting to hunt me down... The good thing is that I don't have to stay at some stupid orphanage

AW: I see... I am sorry about your loss

LP: It's ok... I'll get back at that son of a bitch some day...

As Luanne and Angela were about to hug it out, A brick crashed into the window right next to Luanne and Angela's faces. Packard looked outside and saw it was Bettie, Her and her gang started laughing as Packard came out running like a hound and tackled Bettie to the ground. Packard started choking her as one of the gang members pulled him away, He saw it was Patty. Soon Packard got back up to his feet and Bettie got back on her feet, Packard raised his fists ready to beat her down till Bettie stopped him for one moment

BV: Now hold on... We got to settle this like in the old times of fighting, We spit on a brick placed in the middle of our fight circle... we circle around each other... then we fight...

PC: Old Wild West shit huh? Sounds like bullcrap but ok

Patty placed a brick 3 feet between the two, Bettie spat on it first as Packard spat on it after her... then they circled each other... the intensity got high as Packard was about ready to pounce on her for the evil necessities she's done. Soon Bettie charged but Packard gave her a strong uppercut and tackled her to the ground, as he got Bettie in a wrestling grip Bettie started biting him

PC: ARGH!!! YOU BITCH!!! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!

Packard did push Bettie's head away but Bettie bit Packard again as he yelped. T-Bones went outside along with the rest of the gig, Angela was scared but T-Bones wanted Packard out of this as the others circled around Packard and Bettie's fight circle.

TM: PACKARD!!... PACKARD!!! BETTIE!!!

AW: Packard, Oh you stop that!

TM: STOP FIGHTING!!!

A 1946 Police Cruiser showed up and Sparky came out still in his uniform. He saw the mess and wanted it to come to an end

LM: HEY!!!... BREAK IT UP!!!

Sparky blew his whistle and everyone made room for Sparky just so Packard and Bettie could be separated by him.

LM: Is this to be done! While I'm on duty!?

PC: No sarge, It's personal gumption

Sparky let them both go but he stayed just to watch if they were gonna fight fair, Sparky knew Packard regained touch with his family so he wanted to make sure if he's going to fight fair

LM: Alright, but.. Fight fair! No biting or gouging...

Without warning, Packard roundhouse kicked Bettie into the crowd of her own gang members after Sparky was finished with his re-commencement of the fight

LM: AND NO KICKING EITHER!!! COME ON NOW!!

As Sparky yelled, Bettie tumbled over somebody as people were trying to get her up. After she got up she waited for Packard, she gripped a hat that could've belonged to a mobster

BV: Hold on, Hold on.... Somebody's hat...

Packard went "Hey Sam!" and tossed it to a random gang member as he punched Bettie square in the face, Bettie started grabbing Packard and Packard started gripping back. Sparky was trying to keep it civil as Packard was about to pin down Bettie and give her some knuckles by saying "No choking! No choking, no gouging!". While all this was going down, Sammy just looked at all this with a smile on her face as Angela wanted it all to stop and T-Bones was waiting on the right moment to butt in and stop the fight. Julie, Sandra, Ziggy and Dash were encouraging Packard to bruise her by saying "Put that wallet snatcher where she belongs in", "Beat her up!" and "Kill her!" as the gang members including Patty were convincing Bettie to bruise him by saying "He's gonna get in touch with his feminine side now!", "Beat him up!" and "Kill him!"

AW: Sammy! Make them stop!!

SH: Why? You started it..

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