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Haha another bloopers chapter when Author-san came back-

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Who broke it? [Behind the Scenes]

A group is in a room, standing as they surrounded a table with a broken coffee machine in the middle.

Levi: *crosses arms like usual* So.........

Levi: *Glare*

Mostly everyone in the room: *Freezes*

Levi: Who broke it?

Lucas: We're not mad, we just wanna know.

Historia: ......

Armin:......

Mikasa:......

Shira: *inhales* I did. I broke the-

Lucas: *Sigh* No. No you didn't.

Shira: *Sweatdropping*

Lucas: Connie?

Connie: Don't look at me.

Connie: *Looks at Jean*

Connie: Look at Jean.

Jean: What? I didn't break it.

Eren: Huh? That's weird, how'd you even know it was broken?

Jean: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.

Connie and Eren: *Narrows eyes* Suspicious.

Jean: No it's not.

Zack: If-If it matters.....

Everyone: *Looks at Zack*

Zack: Probably not but Gillian was the last one to use it.

Gillian: *Confused, worried face.* Liar! I don't even drink that crap! *Accusingly points finger at Zack*

Zack: Oh? Really then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Gillian: *Walks to Zack with irritated expression* I use the stirrers to push my cuticles back everyone knows that Zack-

Armin: *Seperates the two* Ok ok let's not fight I broke it let me pay for it Captain.

Levi: No.

Levi: *Death glare intensifies*

Levi: Who broke it?

Everyone: *Silence*

Ray: *Walks over to Levi and whispers* Levi. Don has been awfully quiet.

Don: *gasps* reaLLY?

Ray: Yeah really.

Don: Oh my god.

Everyone in the room: *Arguing*

Yuugo, outside the room: I broke it.

Yuugo: I burned my hand so I punched it.

Yuugo: I predict ten minutes from now they'll beat each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Yuugo: Good.

Yuugo: It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Tanjiro makes a visit [Behind the scenes]

Just kidding he won't appear until the right time.

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It all started when [Behind the scenes]

Shira: It all started when our mom *Shows Shinobu*

Kanao: Met our dad *Shows Giyuu*

Shira: And they fell in love

Kanao: Then they made us their legal daughters despite being our mom's adoptive sisters.

Shira: Hi, we're Shira and Kanao Tomioka.

Kanao: And our family is basically Douma's worst nightmare.

Shira: As it should be.

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Zenitsu can't sing very well [Bloopers]

Emma: So we'll be singing?

Author-kun: Yep!

Giyuu: *Grumbling* I only sing for one person.

Yuugo and Levi: No.

Author-kun: I know, so you won't have a part in this.

Zenitsu: But I can't sing!

Author-kun: We'll teach you how to sing then.

Author-kun: How about you try to sing right now? The first few lines of Hall of Fame alright?

Zenitsu: Alright......

Zenitsu: *Inhales*

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Author-kun: This is impossible.

Emma: It's not! But......*rubs ears*

Zenitsu: I told you I can't!

Nezuko: *Yawns on the couch, waking up.*

Sasha: WAH! His singing is so bad it woke Nezuko up!

Zenitsu: HEY!

Yuugo: She's not wrong.....

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What do you have there Phil? [Behind the scenes]

Emma: PHIL! What have you got there!

Phil: *Stops running and looks at Emma* A KNIFE!

Emma NO-

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Author-san's short leave [Behind the scenes]

Author-san: I will be back.

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Author-san: I told you I'll be-

Author-san: Wtf?

Levi and some others were scolding some people for bringing chaos in the place.

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Ight time to rest-

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