chemistry ➵t. kuroo

《42》𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞

a/n: the night after kuroo took y/n home after their date lol
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warning: dark humor

shitheads😘
(8:39 pm)

kenma✨💖
remember when kuroo
simped for y/n nonstop
even tho she was dating
akaashi

kuroo🥵😻
remember when kenma
kept roasting me when we
played minecraft

remember when kuroo didn't
know how to kill a creeper

bokuto😽
remember when we snuck
out of training camp to go
to the grocery store

agaashee
you did w h a t?

WE WERE ON CRACK STOP😭

kenma✨💖
kuroo forced me to go to have
"fun" once
i never went again✨

bokuto😽
IT WAS FUN, WE GOT SO MUCH
SNACKS AND TOOK PICS
OKAY!!1?11?

kuroo gave me his sweater that
night too lolz

kenma✨💖
bitch and u just broke up with
akaashi that day, didnt u?

bro are u on my side or what?😐

kenma✨💖
u were broken and felt like
kuroo's comfort was your only
resort huh?

uhh next question👩‍🦯

kuroo🥵😻
ur forgetting abt the fact that
akaashi was also in love with
someone else🤨

bokuto😽
HAHAHSHABDVSHEHR
imagine still being single😘🖕

kenma✨💖
AYO🔈SINGLE LIVES MATTER
TOO🔈‼️

no, for u it doesnt🙄

kenma✨💖
u and akaashi just moved on
so quick🥲

miss ma'am it was a whole
fucking novella about our
relationship and feelings😭
ur just telling one side of the
story😡

konohaaa
why am i still here?🧑‍🦲

mina <3
same :'(

bc we love u🙄
and thas on what?

kenma✨💖
nah its just u😹

konohaaa
shouldve left u in the barrel😀

WHAT—

bokuto😽
go get it, master of none!!

go get em, diarrhea colored-
hair dude!!

konohaaa
shouldve brought u there
too, y/n😐

to the barrel?1!1!1!1🤨
oh hell nawww
i aint trying to get kidnapped

kenma✨💖
bitch, if it was sangwoo, you
would've said otherwise

i see nun 🚶🏻‍♀️🦽