(Lobotomy Corporation X Male Reader) "Hello! My name is Y/n and welcome to one of the 'Wings of the World', Lobotomy Corporation! Here, you will work on entities of the Unknown called Abnormalities by either observing them or giving them a small beating or two!" "Is that safe?" "Safe? Of course it is! Don't worry, these Abnormalities are pretty tough, it will take a lot more than that to hurt them!" "I wasn't talking about them, I was as-" "Moving on! Your work here is very important as we, as a Wing, produce energy for the City. Said energy comes from the very Abnormalities that you will be working with, whether it's a plain old red button or a mountain of corpses!" "I-I-I don't think I wanna w-work here anymore!" "What was that? You wanna work here right away? Well why didn't you say so! Luckily for you, your first assignment is right behind this very door!" *GULP* "Take this notepad and my pen!" "U-U-Umm what EXACTLY am I supposed to do?!" "Well, you see the multiple sheets of instructions and tips?" "N-no these are empty!" "Exactly! Paper work doesn't write itself now does it? Before I leave, once again welcome to Lobotomy Corporation, I hope to see you the next day!" *CLICK* "Mmmhmm.....Yup! Door's nice and secure! All in a day's work, good job me!" (I don't own anything from Lobotomy Corporation as it belongs to Project Moon. Any pictures/drawings/videos belong to their right owners unless stated otherwise.)