Sadly I'm still not feeling quite up for writing more (no surprise there hibernation is awesome) So here're just some Christmas incorrect quotes. Hope you enjoy!
[NOTE: I'm not going to include any Christmas present unwrapping because I don't even want to think up of all those presents, so yeah... sorry.]
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Emp: This is just horrible.
Ea: What is?
Emp: We have nobody with ice or snow powers in the zodiacs this year around! WE HAVE NO ELSA!!
Ea: Ummmm, yes we do-
Emp: I mean sure, we do, but she happens to be in a completely different applyfic!
Ea: Wait what-
Emp: One that the author needs to update but is too lazy to do so! And because of an idea-and-writing shortage!
Ea: Uh-
Emp: And-
Evan: *jumps in* THAT'S THE WRONG SCRIPT MY LADY WHY DO YOU ALLOW THIS KIND OF FOURTH WALL BREAKING TO HAPPEN HONESTLY-
Emp: Ahem anyways, I was just saying it'd be nice to have someone that could-
Ea: *waves hands magically and snow appears* Emp... we live in COSD... there are about a million snow deities that would race to your call and beckon instantly for snow and ice...
Emp: I know, I know, but c'mon! I wonder how the zodiacs are faring...
(:P That was a lot of E names whew...)
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[MEANWHILE]
(Try and guess the translations in Penguin-speak!)
Mason: WHEEEEEE!
Colt: WHEEEEEE!
Dorian: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dracaena: *honk*
Rita: *honk honk*
Evon: WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE TOUR EIFFEL ARE YOU ALL DOING?!
Mason: We got our two resident shapeshifters to turn into penguins for us to ride!
Chaol: WHAT THE- *goes to bundle up*
Evon: HOW DID YOU-Nevermind I don't want to know-
Nagini: Oh my, this snow looks positively splendid against my hair! Quick! Somebody take a picture!
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