𝒞𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓂𝒶𝓈 INƈσɾɾҽƈƚ Qυσƚҽʂ

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Sadly I'm still not feeling quite up for writing more (no surprise there hibernation is awesome) So here're just some Christmas incorrect quotes. Hope you enjoy!

[NOTE: I'm not going to include any Christmas present unwrapping because I don't even want to think up of all those presents, so yeah... sorry.]

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Emp: This is just horrible.

Ea: What is?

Emp: We have nobody with ice or snow powers in the zodiacs this year around! WE HAVE NO ELSA!!

Ea: Ummmm, yes we do-

Emp: I mean sure, we do, but she happens to be in a completely different applyfic!

Ea: Wait what-

Emp: One that the author needs to update but is too lazy to do so! And because of an idea-and-writing shortage!

Ea: Uh-

Emp: And-

Evan: *jumps in* THAT'S THE WRONG SCRIPT MY LADY WHY DO YOU ALLOW THIS KIND OF FOURTH WALL BREAKING TO HAPPEN HONESTLY-

Emp: Ahem anyways, I was just saying it'd be nice to have someone that could-

Ea: *waves hands magically and snow appears* Emp... we live in COSD... there are about a million snow deities that would race to your call and beckon instantly for snow and ice...

Emp: I know, I know, but c'mon! I wonder how the zodiacs are faring...

(:P That was a lot of E names whew...)

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[MEANWHILE]

(Try and guess the translations in Penguin-speak!)

Mason: WHEEEEEE!

Colt: WHEEEEEE!

Dorian: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!

Dracaena: *honk* 

Rita: *honk honk*

Evon: WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE TOUR EIFFEL ARE YOU ALL DOING?!

Mason: We got our two resident shapeshifters to turn into penguins for us to ride!

Chaol: WHAT THE- *goes to bundle up*

Evon: HOW DID YOU-Nevermind I don't want to know-

Nagini: Oh my, this snow looks positively splendid against my hair! Quick! Somebody take a picture!

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