Just a lil' Halloween special I decided to write. Hope you enjoy!
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The Zodiacs: Okay, time to dress up in Halloween costumes! What should we be?
Nadia: Duh, obviously we should just be our zodiacs-
Emp: IF YOU BE YOUR ZODIAC FOR HALLOWEEN, I SWEAR I'M GOING TO RUN AWAY AND HIDE.
Nadia: Why?
Emp: BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE ZODIAC BEFORE DID THE SAME!
Emp: AND I'VE HAD TO SEE IT OVER TWENTY TIMES ALREADY!
Nadia: Ah.
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Colt: Hey, Mason, can you help me out?
Mason: Of course! Bros help bros!
Colt: I wanna be a full horse, but I can only be the top part.
Mason: So...???
Colt: Could you bottom for me?
Mason: *blushes*
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**Nadia and Evon show up without costumes**
Everyone else: Where are your costumes?
Evon: Well, haha, funny story...
Nadia: We lost it in the piles of things in our room-
Ryuu: *snaps fingers* *costumes appear*
Evon: Oh, thanks!
Ryuu: Clean your room sometimes.
Nadia: Says the hoarder.
Ryuu: No, I'm serious. You guys are both messy. I may be a hoarder but at least I'm neat-
Dracaena: *pushes between them* This is HALLOWEEN, not Who's-Room-Is-Messier Room Comparison Day!
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*At the doorstep of a neighbor*
Vinh: After you, sensei!
Chaol: We've discussed this. You go first.
Vinh: No, no, I insist!
Chaol: Do you want another rendition of the doorway fight? There's candy awaiting!
Vinh: Still! It's sensei we're talking about! AFTER YOU.
Chaol: I TOLD YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO GO FIRST.
Vinh: NO, YOU.
Chaol: DON'T MAKE ME RENOUNCE YOU-
Vinh: YOU WOULDN'T DARE.
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