Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru [DISCONTINUED]

28: Please Spare Tanjiro Some Coochie?

!WARNING! !!PLEASE READ TEXT BELOW!!

NSFW? I guess? At the very end if the chapter there is:

•Talk about Tanjiro's Alone Time,

•His (unofficial) Scent Kink.

A/N: If you're from Quotev and you know, then shh! It's gone! That part of the chapter doesn't exist anymore! Move on with your life!

•Song mentioned: Payaso Del Rodeo - Caballo Dorado

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"So you're telling me... you're 47?!" You ask Gerik with wide eyes.

Gerik laughs and shakes his head, "Yep! Just me, my wife, and our cat!"

"You're so hot though!"

"So?!"

After the whole masturbation revelation, everyone calmed down and went back to eating. Tanjiro refused to tell Inosuke what it meant, but he promised the boar child to explain later when they weren't at dinner.

The girls were already tired, so they had left to retire for the night. Which was understandable, you all have been hanging out for almost a few hours, and it had gotten dark when you all began eating. Aoi wasn't tired, but she felt awkward to stay behind since you couldn't speak Japanese.

You didn't take it to heart, so instead you asked Kanao to stay. She wanted to leave too, but with enough fake tears, she stayed with you and helped you put the food away.

After that, you had Tanjiro help you move the tables to the wall so there was more room to do whatever.

Zenitsu and Genya had been revived, but they couldn't look you in the eye without getting flustered, so that was a bit frustrating for you. But at least they were entertaining themselves with your Kama. Occasionally hitting themselves in the face with the octahedron.

Inosuke and Tanjiro were playing a game you had introduced them to a while back, called 'Sandwich or Salad'. You basically had to categorize every type of food as either a sandwich or salad.

And man, were they getting heated with their argument.

Uzui had left. That fucker. But Gerik was quick to reassure you that he was going to come back soon.

You and Kanao were sitting next to Tanjiro, styling Nezuko's hair.

While you two were doing that, you asked Gerik about himself. He was a bit reluctant at first, but you reminded him that he didn't need to share if he was uncomfortable. And in return, you'd share some things about yourself if he wanted to know. That seemed enough to get him to talk.

"Is your cat a lady or dude?" You ask.

"Her name is Koibito." Gerik grins, "It means Sweetheart."

You dead-ass started to tear up, "Oh God!"

"What?! What's wrong?!" Gerik panics.

You sniff, "That's the cutest fucking thing I've ever heard!"

Tanjiro turns his head to look at you, "(Y/n)? You okay?"

You nod and let go of Nezuko's hair to wipe away your tears, "Your cat has all my fucking uwu's."

"Your... what?"

(This is how I enter my house.)

"WHAT'S UP, FUCKERS?!" Uzui slides into (them DM's) the room flamboyantly.