Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru [DISCONTINUED]

34: It's Like High School Without The Musical

A/N: I'm super pissed that my original title was too long for Wattpad :((

Original Title: It's Like High School Without The Musical! Except, You're Life IS A Musical, And You're Going To Die Without Finishing High School!

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If you knew your daily life was going to consist of a lot more panic almost everyday, you would've allowed yourself to eat more bacon.

But now here you are, being pulled by Kyojuro through the passenger carts to find Tanjiro, trying to avoid being killed.

What a life you have made for yourself!

You didn't know why Kyojuro was insistent on bringing you along with him, surely he knows that he'll only hinder himself if you're around. Plus, you're a Demon Slayer now, you could totally take care of yourself!

Kyojuro opens another door and helps you across to the other cart before getting on himself. He opens the door, and there Tanjiro was-the derpy boy-upside down in his back.

"Kamado, my boy!"

Ahhhh he said it!

"Rengoku! (Y/n)!" Tanjiro straightens himself up.

"I managed to land some very minor slashes before I came here-"

Very Minor?!

"-And I think the demons will take some time to regenerate. But there's no time! I'll speak to you quickly. This train is made up of 8 cars." Kyojuro holds out his hand, "I'll protect the back five! Yellow boy and your sister will protect the other three. You, boar head boy, and (Y/n) will go for the demon's neck while watching out the front three cars. I'm also entrusting (Y/n)'s safety to you since she is inexperienced!"

"Uh, okay-Wait, neck?!" Tanjiro wailed, "But now the demon's-"

Kyojuro gets in Tanjiro's personal space, "-It doesn't matter what he looks like. As long as he's a demon, he'll have a neck!! I'm also looking for a weak spot while fighting him. Time to get fired up, boy!"

Kyojuro flashes you a grin before he's off to protect the back 5 cars. You didn't really understand most of what he was saying, but you remembered enough from the manga.

Tanjiro gawks at his sudden disappearance before snapping his head to look at you, quickly moving his hand to the hilt of his sword.

He glances down at your left side before confusion takes over his face.

He shakes his head and stands up: "Come one, (Y/n)! There's no time to lose!"

"Uh, sure!" You nod as you follow Tanjiro down the cart.

"INOSUKE!" Tanjiro shouts, "WHERE ARE YOU?!"

"SHUT UP! I'LL KILL YOU!!!"

Bakugou? Nah, this ain't no cross-over.

"Above!" You and Tanjiro snap your heads to look up.

"GOOGLY EYES JUST HAD TO BUTT IN!" Inosuke shouts from on top of the train, "BUT SOMEHOW... SOMEHOW... SOMEHOW HE'S SO AWESOME IT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH!!!!"

"INOSUKE!! WATCH OUT FOR THE FRONT THREE CARS!" Tanjiro shouts.

You pull your Kama back and swing the octahedron at the demon trying to capture your leg.

"I KNOOOWWWWW!! AND I'LL FIND IT SOON!! WITH MY FULL FOCUS 7TH STYLE!! THIS 'GUY' HAS A WEAK SPOT SOMEWHERE!!"

"I SEE! I KNEW IT... IS IT UP FRONT?"