Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru [DISCONTINUED]

58: If He Likes Feet, Say: "Fuck It, Sweep Me Off Them."

A/n: The date I add is completely random. Well the date itself is accurate, but I have no idea when Demon Slayer actually takes place, I only know it all happens in the Taisho Era, which is 1912-1926.

I also failed all my history classes, so I'm looking up all this shit. If I get something wrong, blame Google and Wikipedia.

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You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.

According to Sanemi, the weather was always like this during this time of year. Which prompted you to ask: "What's the date, anyway?"

It's Thursday, September 24th, 1914.

A few things wrong with that.

You've been here for two months, so you just missed Tanjiro's and Zenitsu's birthday.

Zenitsu never mentioned it! You feel so bad! You need to make it up to him once you return!

Another thing.

World War 1 began July 28th, 1914, and it lasts until November 11th, 1918.

What the fuck should you do about that?

Nothing.

You're not going to do anything about it unless it personally affects you.

Just like a true American citizen....

Wait, you're American.

Does this mean you're an immigrant?

You are an American that just showed up in Japan.

No papers, no ID, no social, no passport; you're an illegal immigrant!

"Hey, don't start spacing out," Sanemi snaps his fingers in front of your face, "We're here."

You shake your head, "Sorry. Just realizing something probably important."

"Yeah? And what's that?" Sanemi asks.

It was the next day, you, Sekido, and Sanemi had discussed a plan earlier in the morning.

You and Sanemi were going to spread the word to the town folks to stay inside tonight. You, the Wind Pillar, and the demon had already left for the forest that was a few minutes away from the village.

All the Demon Slayers that have been murdered were men. So Sekido was going to play as an aloof Slayer mindlessly walking around with your kama. You and Sanemi would be watching from afar.

When the demon attacks, that's when Sanemi would jump in. You and Sekido will be supporters. And in case it was an Upper Moon, you wouldn't use Sekido's name, you'll call him It Happened Once In A Dream.

You both thought it was clever, Sanemi did not.

The townspeople are already hiding away, and you three are already in the forest. Sekido was wearing a Demon Slayer uniform and was carefully handling your kama. You had Sekido's box on your back with your backpack resting inside.

Tu Cielito had been following you three. She took a liking to Sanemi, so she's sitting on his shoulder. The Wind Pillar doesn't seem to mind it. Animals do like him, after all.

"Just realized I'm an illegal immigrant," You answer Sanemi, "So let's hope that I'm never caught."

"Wow." Sekido pulls at the collar of his uniform, "Sucks to be you."

"Mi Cielito," You smile, "You need to go, it's not safe if you stay here."

Tu Cielito cocks her head.