Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru [DISCONTINUED]

76: Is That A Rush Hour Reference?

A/N: "ASL is spoken in italics." The Author signs as she dies to her death.

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The ride to the next Wisteria House was pretty tame compared to your last experience on a train.

When you arrived at the Wisteria House, you and Giyuu were told you'd have to share a room since the house was pretty small and they had other residents at the moment. It didn't matter to you or Giyuu.

According to Giyuu, the Dojo wasn't far from the Wisteria House. Maybe a 10 minute walk at most, but it was fairly close. Giyuu requested for the Wisteria House owners to help get yourself fitted for new clothes that was fit for the dojo.

Apparently, the cover story was that you were his deaf and mute wife who needed to learn self defense.

You joked about how Giyuu wasn't even going to take you on a date before declaring you as his wife.

Stupid Bitch-Boy took it a bit literally and said: "Then, I'll take you out for a lunch-date soon after this mission is completed."

There was a small voice in your head that was squealing like the fangirl you repress everyday.

But... the last time you went on a date, it was with Akaza to see the fireworks.

Last time you went on a date, Akaza told you he loved you.

And... honestly you think about the Upper Moon demon a lot.

You couldn't help but feel guilty about accepting Giyuu's proposal (not that kind!). Nonetheless, you agree with Giyuu hastily to change the subject that night.

Now it was the next morning and you both were walking to the dojo. Sekido stayed behind for obvious reasons and you were wearing that weird white robe thing? You didn't know what the fuck it was called.

Giyuu was wearing a plain, grey yukata, his mitch-match haori was over his yukata. You had your hair in a bun held by your hairpin, your new robe, weird grey trousers, Sanemi's haori, some dank ass sandals, and your bandages for your ankle.

Look at you, so eager for your first day of school.

You were going to fucking die, you just know it. Every fucking time something different happens, you know it means death for you.

You're in a fucking panic from the moment you arrived to the moment you'll die.

"(L/n)," Giyuu speaks softly, "Remember, deaf and mute."

You nudge the Water Pillars arm lightly, "Yes, I know. I am the master of disguise, you got nothing to worry about!"

"I am suddenly very worried about this mission now."

"You're an ass," You laugh, "Seriously, this will be just like another heist."

"..."

"..."

Ah shit.

"Another heist?" Giyuu stops in his tracks to look at you with an unreadable expression, "Is there something I should know about?"

"Uh..." Fuck nuggets, "I lived such a badass life, Giyuu. And sometimes, people don't like that I'm badass. And sometimes, I just have to take matters into my own hands."

"...I see." Giyuu starts walking again and you follow, "I will not be opening that box."

"Thank you," You smile as you follow along, "So, what kind of Martial Arts will I be learning."