Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru [DISCONTINUED]

70.5: (๑>◡<๑)

A/N: I will provide you with a few (There's more than 43) fun facts about this book! The events may or may not be in chronological order, though I will try my best to organize it.

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1. You have been stabbed 9 times in your entire life so far.

2. You often help out your local weirdos to do what they need, and most times than not, you end up doing something illegal.

3. The city folks don't call the police that often anymore, instead they pass around a phone number that belongs to a (h/c) haired girl and call her up when there is trouble.

4. Whenever you are called, it's sometimes by thugs or criminals, nonetheless, you help them and expects high pay. Half the time, they don't pay up.

5. When you are not paid, you steal something of theirs that is of equal value to your part of the pay. A lot of people are after you because of that.

6. (F/n) has a strange, platonic obsession over you.

7. (F/n) was going to kill those who were after you, then he was planning to kidnap you and take you far away in case someone was to go after you. However, someone got to you first-I think you know what happened after that.

8. Tanjiro first thought you were a prostitute by the appearance of your clothes.

9. You have been diagnosed with depression, anxiety, insomnia, and PTSD and was hospitalized for 2 weeks at a Mental Health Hospital (NOT an asylum. Those are completely different).

10. You have stopped going to therapy and stopped taking medication one month before being sent to KnY. Noticeably (or not), you are beginning to have drawbacks from suddenly cutting your medication off.

11. Inosuke thinks you are extremely beautiful, but he gets nervous when he wants to tell you that, and instead insults you unintentionally.

12. Zenitsu has overheard you sing to yourself before, and is trying (and failing) to gather enough courage to ask you to sing.

13. The Spider Demon Dad was following you to talk to you, not to kill you.

14. When you pushed Inosuke out of the way to save him from the Spider Dad, the Spider Dad soften his attack as much as he could so he wouldn't kill you.

15. Giyuu thought you had a nice butt.

16. Sanemi believed at first that you were a succubus type demon that had conquered the sun.

17. Kanao really liked being in your presence because you were easy on the eyes and she thought of you as charming despite not understanding you.

18. Kyojuro had brought an English book to the Infinite Train and practiced compliments every day.

19. Tanjiro can't help but feel like he's not supposed to like you, and wonders if maybe that's why he likes you to begin with: because he's not supposed to.

20. Uzui wants you to call him Tengen, but he can't bring himself to ask that of you.

21. Gerik sent a letter to you to check up on you, but was disappointed to find out you would have no way of sending one back.

22. Sekido's Blood Demon Art is heavily inspired by Hanako's asphyxiation on Astrology, Space, etc.

23. Sekido despises Marechi blood because Hanako had Marechi blood. Every time he smells Marechi, he thinks of her and immediately hates the memories that come with it.

24. Sekido is 171 year old virgin.

25. Sekido is Pansexual, and is immensely embarrassed when someone shows any type of interest in him.

26. You are the youngest sibling of 9 other children.

27. The order from oldest sibling to youngest is: Adam Ortiz-31, Johnny Ortega-29, Karina (L/n)-28, Rachel Rodriguez-28, Alexis (L/n)-27, David (L/n)-26, Kika (L/n)-26, Mark Sheppard-25, Oscar (L/n)-23, and (Y/n) (L/n)-16.

28. Adam works as a carpenter. Johnny and Karina both work as assistant high school teachers in a classroom for students with Special Needs. Rachel works as the teacher for the same high school class for students with Special Needs. Alexis owns her own pastry shop. David is a video game creator and is almost completed with a video game that is about you and your story. Kika is a professional model for popular clothing brands. Mark is a University Creative Writing professor. Oscar has a part time job at a public library and is in University to become a Neurological Surgeon.

29. Your father ather is 48, he works as a 3rd Grade English teach teacher.

30. Tu Cielito is lesbian!

31. Tu Cielito has a girlfriend; Muichiro's crow, Ginko!

32. Tu Cielito and Ginko have been courting each other for two years and they are absolutely in love!

33. Ginko is canonically her name!

34. Ginko is head over heals for her bubbly parrot girlfriend! And Tu Cielito is enthralled by her goth crow girlfriend!

35. In their free time, they like to fly around and search for abandoned eggs to adopt and raise! So far, there has been no luck, but they never give up!

36. Kyojuro wanted to ask you for permission to court you once you got back from your mission.

37. Sanemi think's you're pretty, stupid, and pretty stupid, he sometimes regrets telling you to call him Shinazugawa, thinking that Sanemi will sound wonderful from you.

38. Akaza is genuinely in love with you despite only knowing you for a short amount of time.

39. You are the second person Akaza/Hakuji has ever loved romantically.

40. Akaza is planning to get a pet female minnow fish and name her Johnathan 2.

41. Kyojuro is definitely going to kill Akaza the next chance he gets.

42. Tanjiro is definitely going to help Kyojuro kill Akaza he next chance they get.

43. The mother of you and your siblings died at the age of 47.

44. You were the one who killed your mother when you were 9.