Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru [DISCONTINUED]

55: Senjuro 🥺

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"It can only be played by someone who has a dick," You nod, "It's called roshambo."

"What is roshambo?" Tanjiro frowns.

"It's where you kick each other in the dick," You explain.

Zenitsu bursts into laughter: "You have a name for a game like that?!"

You try to remember the definition but can only think of the Game Grumps video.

"Yep! The first one to quit is the loser!" You chuckle.

"The first one to quit?!" Inosuke shouts, "It's the first man who gets kicked in the dick!"

"EXACTLY!" You cackle at the boy's expense, "So you have to say: 'You want to play roshambo, I'll go first!'"

"Oh!" Tanjiro winces, "Roshambo! You said that before you kicked Upper Moon Three in the-the scrotum!"

"Fuck that!" Zenitsu groans, "You can never recover from something like that!"

"Men are so dramatic," You playfully roll your eyes, "Dicks are overrated, you know?"

This gains a loud, angry reaction. Kyojuro-who was listening silently-dread if this would become his daily life.

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Are you nervous? Fuck yeah, you are!

You're about to meet Shinjuro and Senjuro, the relatives of Kyojuro.

By the-fucking-way, is it a Japanese tradition for the males in the family to have similar names?

Adam, Johnny, David, Mark, and Oscar.... their names were pretty different.

Wait, so were the Shinazugawa brothers: Sanemi and Genya!

And Tanjiro his his brothers too!

ANYWAY!

You were nervous! It's not like you're trying to impress anyone, it's just you're going to be living with these people for a while. So you kind of needed to get along with them.

Which would be so simple for you since it's easy to adapt to other people's personalities to get along with them.

But as you would expect, you don't exactly get along with those who see themselves as an authority figure.

Ubuyashiki was obviously different since he said himself that he doesn't believe himself to be all powerful.

But if Shinjuro were to bad-mouth you, you might actually throw some hands.

And that's not going to be good for anyone.

With all that being said, you're here!

You lightly tap the side of the box, knowing Sekido had fallen asleep not too long ago.

"Sekido, we're here." You said softly.

Sekido only groans in response.

"Are you all ready?" Kyojuro grins.

"Yes!"

"No-oh-uh, yes!"

"Great!" Kyojuro pays no attention to your hesitation as he opens the gate.

Tanjiro chuckles and pats your shoulder, "I'm sure it's going to be okay."

You offer Tanjiro a side glance, what caught your eye makes you tense up.