Kon wheezes a few more times before gripping his lederhosen.
Grojband is preparing for an event. The members are currently trying to get Kon into his lederhosen.
"You can do it, Kon," (Y/N) encourages, "Focus."
"HnGG-"
The suspenders snap over Kon's. . .face? Shoulders? Eh.
Kin, Laney, and (Y/N) admire Kon's expertise.
Laney throws a hat on Kin's head, "We need to dress Swiss, if we're gonna play the Alpine Horn and Chocolate Watch expo."
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"Jou vill ride ze vorlds most accurate Ferris vheel."
"Jou vill enter raffle to vin ze vorlds most largest chocolate diamond!"
I̶'̶l̶l̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶p̶ ̶w̶r̶i̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶G̶e̶r̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶c̶c̶e̶n̶t̶.̶
"And also, please do remember, the overlarge horns!"
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"We probably could have finished earlier if (Y/N) decided not to wear a corset," Kin snickers.
"I'm making an effort, Dork. At least my pants are up!"
Kin curses and snatches his pants up.
Two bangs from the garage door catches the attention of the band.
"Knhock khonck!"
"Who's there?"
"Swhss Ghoodness! Now who's rheady to get swhss-!" Corey jumps in place, oblivious to his voice cracks.
"Slow down, tiger," Laney rushes over, "You're so wound up, your voice is cracking!"
"MY VOICE!"
"We can't play this gig if we don't sound perfect!" Corey snaps Kon's lederhosen and the latter winces.
"The swiss are all about precision and perfection! WHADA WE DO?!" Corey grabs onto Laney.
". . .We could just AUTOTUNE YOUR VOICE with a wicked techno helmet!"
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Kin pulls out a helmet with a visor over the face.
"Oooh!"
Kin slams the helmet over Corey's head.
"𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕞𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕞𝕪 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙 𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖!" The visor lights up a face similar to the orbs, "𝕎𝕙𝕠𝕒-𝕙𝕠-𝕙𝕠!"
"𝕀 𝕤𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥-𝕥𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥! 𝕄𝕪 𝕧𝕠𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕦𝕥𝕠𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕕!"
His band members jump on their instruments.
"Everything you say just makes me wanna rock out!" Kin's eyes wonder to a juice box.
"Hey, read this!"
Corey catches the juice box and holds it near his face.
"𝕋𝕒𝕡 𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣, 𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖 𝕛𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕖, 𝕊𝕌𝔾𝔸ℝ," Corey flies off the ground, "𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕔𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕔𝕣𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕤!~"
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"Uhm, but raffle's are supposed to be random."
Mina ganders at Trina holding scuba-gear.
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Grojband | Reader Insert
Fanfiction+Gender neutral pronouns used +Gendered chapters as well +Memes after chapter 1, but better stuff at chapter 3 and through out +Memes stop after One Plant Band because they were cringe. Grojband with a fifth member! This is one of my first works o...
