+Gender neutral pronouns used
+Gendered chapters as well
+Memes after chapter 1, but better stuff at chapter 3 and through out
+Memes stop after One Plant Band because they were cringe.
Grojband with a fifth member!
This is one of my first works o...
(A/N)Incorrect quotes with Frey_Vasquez666 's sprinkled in there. They also have a Grojband fanfic that I binge daily because it's so much more detailed and funny than mine and I love it a lot.
Uh, anyway...warning for non-censored explicit language and dirty jokes
And I hope that all of you know how to use the links I put...'cause this is about to get awkward if you don't.
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[When first establishing The Schedule]
Corey: I bet you're wondering why I called you in today. It's because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren't getting along with other people in this room.
Kin: Why are you being so vague? (Y/N) and I are the only ones here.
Buzz Newsworthy, walking up to (Y/N): What's the best kind of firework to buy?
(Y/N): Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?
Buzz:
Buzz: Kid's sketchy. Back to—
(Y/N): How do I look?
Kon: With your eyes.
(Y/N): I can't make self deprecating jokes anymore.
(Y/N): Last time I did, Kon thought I was depressed and hugged me so hard he broke three of my ribs.
Laney, during "All You Need is Cake": Could you be any more annoying?
(Y/N), Kin, and Kon: Easily.
Kin: Hey, you guys want a tarot reading?
Laney: These are Pokémon cards.
Kin: You get Bidoof. It means, "fuck you".
Kin: You know, (Y/N), I like you much better with my glasses off!
(Y/N): You put your glasses back on and face the facts!
Laney: That's...not a stress ball.
(Y/N), choking the life out of someone: Let me process this, okay.
Kin, struggling for air: I think you should listen to her.
[Hair Today, Kon Tomorrow]
Kon:
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(Y/N): Why does everyone assume the worst in me?
Roxanne: Saves time.
Corey, trying to write a song: What's a word that's a mix between sad and mad?
