What happens when you summon Emiya Shirou in Chaldea

The Holy Grail Talk Show

(In a room that has been turned into a studio...)

"Come on Da Vinci! I want this whole thing set up in five minutes!"

"On it..." Da Vinci muttered. "Who would have known that she would be such a slave driver..." she thought as she moved a booth to a corner of the studio. "Okay, the cameras and seats are all set."

"Good. And the guests?" the person asked.

"They should be arriving right now...well some of them at least," Da Vinci replied.

The voice sighed. "Let me get the others..."

And soon the person left the room, leaving Da Vinci all alone finishing up the room...

(A few minutes later...)

"Uh Shirou...where are we?" Arturia asked.

"I don't know Arturia," Shirou replied as he and Arturia looked at the dark room they were in. They sighed as how that earlier, they were just walking down a hallway, and now ended up here. As they were navigating through the room, they bumped into something.

Or rather, someone.

"Ow!"

"Sorry!"

"E-Emiya-kun?!" Ishtar yelled out with a blush.

"Toh-oh wait, Ishtar-san?! What are you doing here?"

"That's what I want to know as well! Just where are we!?"

"Will you two keep it down over there?" an annoyed voice said.

"That voice...Archer?" Arturia asked.

"Yeah..." Archer/EMIYA muttered. "Just how did my luck end up here? All I know is that out of nowhere, I'm suddenly teleported here...I blame my E-rank luck for this..."

"Onii-chan?!" Another voice came out.

"Illya?! You're here as well? How?! Wait, which one?!"

"I don't know! All that I know was that I was suddenly teleported here! Was it the same for you as well? Also, it's Sitonai!" Illya asked.

"Yeah. Me, Arturia, Ishtar, and Archer just suddenly teleported here out of nowhere."

"Who would do something like this?" Ishtar asked.

"I don't know. How about you Shirou? Archer?"

Shirou and Archer/EMIYA said nothing as they were just trying to figure out who or what brought them here.

"This type of thing...don't tell me she's behind this..." they though as the realization of who could it be just hit them in the face.

"Shirou?" Arturia asked.

"Archer?" Ishtar asked.

"Hm? Oh, it's nothing," Shirou said.

"Yeah. What he said," Archer/EMIYA said as well.

"Ow...what's going on here..." a new voice muttered.

"Sakura/Parvati?!" Shirou and Ishtar exclaimed.

"Eh?! Sempai?! Ishtar-san?! What are you doing here?! Don't tell me you two got here as well!" Parvati exclaimed.

"You too?!"

"Yeah! Along with Rider!"

"Rider...she's here too...?"

"Shirou," a new voice said.

Shirou looked around to see where Medusa was and saw her behind Parvati.

"It's been a while, Rider."