AOT Scenarios and Oneshots (SNK X Reader)

●•would you still date me if I were a worm?●•

Levi:
-"What kind of stupid question is that? Worms are disgusting and slimy and- shit are you crying?-"

Eren:
-"I would have probably stepped on you by accident."

Bertholdt:
-"Of course! I'd make you a house and you can compost whatever you want!"

Reiner:
-"I'll turn into a worm with you then we can make worm love."
-"...what-"

Jean:
-"Duh, I'll put you in my pocket and we can go on adventures together!"

Armin:
-panics and has no idea what to say.
-"Yes, but I'm too scared I'd lose you."

Erwin:
-"Darling unless you speak I doubt I would know it's you."
-"What if I could speak?"
-"Even so, you'd only live for four years and it would make me sad."
-You pouted, making him sigh.
-"Yes, I would still love you as a worm." He kissed your cheek.

Zeke:
"Only if you let me hump you with my pinky."

Porco:
"I mean, it's no different from what you are now."

Hange:
-"Duh! We can be wormies together and form a wormy cult with us two as the leaders!!"

Pieck:
-"I'll carry you around on my shoulder so you can enjoy a nice high view and then later on I'll transform and we can have worm naps."

Mikasa:
-"Why would you want to be a worm?"
"I'm not saying I want to be, I'm asking if you'd still date me."
-"... Is that not beastiality"-

Mike:
"You'd stink like mud... but fine I guess."

Sasha:
"Hell yeah! You can help me grow food!"

Annie:
"As if you weren't gross enough."
ಢ_ಢ

Kenny:
-*stares in weirded out Ackerman*

Niccolo:
-"I'll probably catch a disease from you but sure whatever"-
-"Will you get fresh dirt? For me?" *puppy eyes*
-*scoff and blush* "Sure w-whatever."

Colt:
-"I HAVE THIS COOL KEYCHAIN- A WORM COULD PERFECTLY FIT INTO IT! I'LL TAKE YOU EVERYWHERE I GO!"

Yelena:
-"That would be perfect for me, I could breed and sell so many of you"-
-"Yelena!"
-"Just kidding!"

Moblit
-*Pecks your forehead* "Of course I would."