The Littlest Ninja (Rottmnt)

How To Make Enemies and Bend People

Candles light all over the underground foot clan lair as they bow to the dark armor. "In honor of your obedient service to the forces of evil..." Foot Brute starts off.

"We bestow upon you the most noble and dignified marker of the Foot Clan," He drops something in the orange liquid, a giant monster appears out of it.

A teenage girl smiles happily as the monster kicks her away and she slumps up with the orange foot over her face.

"Yes!" She smiles happily.

Other members groans but cheer and high five each other celebrating

"Pure insanity," Baron Draxum watches the whole thing annoyed

"Yes, I can't believe they promoted Jocelyn over me!" Foot Recruit grumps in jealous. "I know her parents are big donors, but come on!"

Many of the foot soldiers stood in a long line as Chaos levitates off the ground in front of a girl "Welcome to the foot clan." She smiles sweetly ... before punching the girl square in the face sending her flying back

"Welcome to the foot clan." She sends a boy flying, another teenage boy walks up Chaos pulls her fist back about to punch him but he stops her "U-Um could I maybe not get a punch?" He shrinks down fearfully of making her mad

"Of course." Chaos gives him a crooked smile, she grabs his pants, stretching his underwear onto his shoulders like spenders and kick him in the butt

"Anyone else?" She growls demonically turning to the rest of the group showing a clutched burning fist, they all quickly shook their heads no "Good."

"Oh look at my little dictator she's taking charge already." Foot Lieutenant smiles at his daughter as any other soldiers goes flying pass him

"She's a clip off the old block." Foot Brute puts a hand on his shoulder beaming with 'fatherly pride'

"You know she gets that from you."

"Ya really think so."

"Why must I waste my time watching your ridiculous ceremony?" Baron Draxum asks Foot Lieutenant in annoyance. "I was promised the dark armor!"

"And the armor you shall have," Foot Lieutenant narrows his eyes at him. "Once we have retrieved it all."

"And once you become a full member of the Foot Clan," Foot Brute adds in.

"Why are we still talking to this clown?!" Chaos flys up between them with a scowl "He ain't cut out to be in Foot Clan." Chaos glares at still angrily from the way he treated her, Baron glares at little girl back annoyed by her attitude

"Chaos we've been over this." Foot Lieutenant scolded her pushing a finger on the top of her head making her sink back down to the ground "Anyone can join the foot clan."

"Yes, the legends state that only those who have proven their loyalty can wield the armor's power," Foot Lieutenant recites.

"Then make me a member!" Baron Draxum demands, gesturing to the armor. "Immediately! And I will restore the yokai's dominance over humans!"

"Oh sorry boss," Huginn is flying behind him, holding a scroll. "There's a rising through the ranks process and right now, you're at...uh, rank zero," He shows him the paper

"That's the worst," Muninn comments

"Why are my gargoyles telling me what rank I'm in." Draxum growls angrily

"Because we got promoted from toenail to tenderfoot," Huginn explains, throwing away the scroll. "We're rank two now."

"Hey, show me what I look like with a foot on my face!" Muninn flies over to Huginn, who kicks his face and holds up a mirror to show him. "Aw, I look sweet!"