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Real Baby- Dean Winchester x Reader

A/N: This is slightly based of the episode:
"Two and a half men" which is Season 6, episode 2 of Supernatural. By the way, Lisa and Ben don't exist in this because it is a Dean x Reader. So, things will be different. This is still soulless Sam btw. Also, if you don't like kids/babies, you probably won't like how (Y/N) is written in this. I myself love children, so it was easier to write her this way. So, really, if kids aren't your thing, this probably won't be either.

3rd Person POV:

(Y/N) walks into the kitchen to see Dean talking on the phone in a frustrated tone, "What's so nuts you gotten threaten a damn drive-by?" There's an inaudible reply at the other end causing Dean's face to twist in shock. (Y/N) looks at him confused, Dean looks at her shaking his head before hanging up.

"What was that about?" (Y/N) asks, approaching her shocked husband. He lets out a humorless and breathy laugh.

"Babe... you would not believe me if I told you." He sighs, "But, we gotta go, Sam needs us." Dean informs her. She groans in annoyance, she was hoping when Sam came back and was hunting with Samuel, her and Dean could continue with their "retirement". But, when has anything ever gone their way?

"'Get an apple pie life!' They said. 'It's great!' They said." (Y/N) complains playfully. Dean smiles at her sympathetically as she wraps her arms around his neck, "It's okay, I was getting pretty bored anyway."

Dean laughs, "I thought you loved hanging out at neighborhood barbecues!" (Y/N) laughs in response, shaking her head.

"No, you loved neighborhood barbecues cause there's free meat, beers, and pie." (Y/N) sends him a smug smile. Dean chuckles and smiles at her adoringly as she walks up the stairs to go dig her duffel out of the closet.

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Dean pulls off to the side of the road and parks his truck in front of Sam. (Y/N) and Dean quickly, yet begrudgingly, get out of the truck and approach Sam.

"Where is it?" Dean asks quickly. (Y/N) pulls a face realizing she still doesn't know what's going on.

"Strapped down in the back seat." Sam mutters grimly, gesturing to the car behind him.

(Y/N) scoffs, "Hey, Sammy. Good to see you. Wish I knew why we were here, but hey! Family reunions, right?" Sam chuckles dryly in response, but otherwise doesn't acknowledge her. "'Good to see you too, (Y/N). It's always great to see my favorite sister-in-law!'" (Y/N) mutters mockingly under her breath as she walks towards the back of the car.

Dean looks through the window, but blocks the view from (Y/N), before standing up and letting out a frustrated sigh.

"Welcome to the party, Gutenberg." Sam says snidely, causing Dean to roll his eyes.

"Hmm, I just love being in the dark. Figuratively and literally." (Y/N) lets out a sarcastic laugh, "I mean, I love this whole exchange between you, too. It's really ominous without context!" Sam glares at (Y/N) while Dean tries to hold back an amused smile.

(Y/N) looks at Dean expectantly until he moves aside and gestures for her to look inside. Suddenly overcome by nerves, she glances between Sam and Dean and slowly bends down to look in the window. As soon as she lays her eyes on it, she gasps and slaps her hand over her mouth. Then, just as suddenly, her hand falls from her face and a big goofy smile takes it place.

"Aww, oh my goodness. You are so cute!" She straightens and turns to Dean. She takes one of his hands in both of hers and looks him in the eyes, "This is a very dangerous situation... You do not want me becoming attached to this baby." Clearly previously unaware of (Y/N)'s love for children, Dean laughs nervously, scratching the back of his neck, and glances at Sam who's smirking at him.