Niall's POV
Niall: Waddup laday
Bryn: Nm g-man
Niall: G-man?
Bryn: She's the man
Niall: ?
Bryn: Amanda Bynes
Niall: Ummm
Bryn: Channing Tatum
Niall: I've never heard of it
Bryn: Then you better get your ass over here, bc we need to have a movie night
Niall: I'm in Ireland
Bryn: Idc
Niall: I'll send you over a cardboard cutout
Bryn: Speaking of sending things over, thanks for the birthday present
Niall: No problamo
Niall: I asked Toby what you'd want and he recommended food, so I figured $100 to taco bell would work
Bryn: Now he regrets saying anything bc all we've been eating is taco bell
Bryn: We both got the runs for days
Niall: I'm so proud :')
Bryn: Is that Pinocchio
Niall: Who?
Bryn: The smiley face guy
Bryn: :')
Niall: What? No, it's a happy crying face, bc ;( is crying, and ;) is a winky face, then the :') was born!!
Bryn: You're a geek
Niall: Rude and disrespectful
Bryn: Don't look at me
Bryn: EVERYDAY IS SO WONDERFUL
Bryn: BUT SUDDENLY, ITS HARD TO BREATHE
Niall: what?
Bryn: NOW AND THEN, I GET INSECURE
Niall: What are you doing
Bryn: FROM ALL THIS PAIN, IM SO ASHAMED
Niall: are you sing texting?
Bryn: You know it
Niall: You didn't change one bit
Bryn: Yeah, my boobs got a little bigger
Niall: Oh rlly
Bryn: Yeah, just the left one tho
Niall: That's so weird
Bryn: Is one if your balls bigger than the other
Niall: Well, I mean, yeah
Bryn: So it's not that weird
Niall: Tru
Bryn: I want to watch TFIOS, but I don't want to cry
Niall: Then watch it backwards, then it's like he came back from the dead and they fell in love
Bryn: It'd still look like he left her when we get back to the beginning
Niall: No, it'll look like she just went home
