Niall's POV
Niall: Hello sunshine (:
My Zesty Taco Baby: Whatchu want sucka
Niall: You, but I also want to know if you want pancakes or waffles
My Zesty Taco Baby : Waffles, they're fun pancakes
Niall: Gross fun pancakes
My Zesty Taco Baby : .....excuse me
Niall: They're all crunchy, and I like having the syrup make pancakes soggy
My Zesty Taco Baby: That's exactly why pancakes are gross! Waffles hold cups of syrup for you!
Niall: I should change your name to 'My Zesty Waffle Baby'
My Zesty Taco Baby: What's my name now??
Niall: .....My Zesty Taco Baby
My Zesty Taco Baby: .....Niall, why am I still talking to you
Niall: Rude, you love me
My Zesty Taco Baby: Tru, but you're slow
Niall: You love my slowness
My Zesty Taco Baby: Ur like a snail, that's so hot
Niall: I know, mmmm, my mucus trail
My Zesty Taco Baby: Wow, so hot, damn
Niall: I got you pancakes
My Zesty Taco Baby: .....I'm not letting you in
Niall: Just try it!
My Zesty Taco Baby: Its like asking purple.com to become green. It won't.
Niall: Purple.com?
My Zesty Taco Baby: I get bored, okay
Niall: I don't understand you, but that intrigues me
My Zesty Taco Baby: ITS BC IM WMXING
My Zesty Taco Baby: AMAZING*
Niall: You seem a lot happier
My Zesty Taco Baby: Well, you kinda make me happy
Niall: You make me happy too
My Zesty Taco Baby: You know what would make me even happier?
Niall: What
My Zesty Taco Baby: if you went back aND GOT ME WAFFLES
Niall: NEVER
My Zesty Taco Baby: YOU SUCK
Niall: NO, I LICK
My Zesty Taco Baby: YOURE GROSS
Niall: WAFFLES ARE GROSS
My Zesty Taco Baby: I'm about to fall asleep
Niall: You already slept for 10 hours
My Zesty Taco Baby: You only slept for 4 hours, come backkk
Niall: I am, with pancakes
My Zesty Taco Baby: Ditch the pancakes and come back
Niall: Okay, fine, I just gave it to a homeless man
My Zesty Taco Baby: You're so caring
Niall: Always have been
My Zesty Taco Baby: I'm gonna fall asleep if you don't hurry up
Niall: I'm like, an hour away
My Zesty Taco Baby: Why tf
Niall: I zoned out on the freeway
My Zesty Taco Baby: I'm going to sleep
Niall: Noooo
Niall: Brynny
Niall: Get uppp
Niall: I'm in slow traffic
Niall: Fine.
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My Zesty Taco Baby: Santa alressy gotvme thur
My Zesty Taco Baby: No whyuu doi I habe thyt
My Zesty Taco Baby: Whqt art y out doiubg herdd spongebofdvb
My Zesty Taco Baby: Thyank tou foe brinfdiing thd wafflus
My Zesty Taco Baby: Chandker Bing7?2
My Zesty Taco Baby: Va fa a napoli
My Zesty Taco Baby: Imn ready fir cofdee
Niall: Bryn?
My Zesty Taco Baby: Hwo
Niall: Are you sleep texting? :D
My Zesty Taco Baby: Dony talkl to me thyy way
My Zesty Taco Baby: Nooiiioo, get me a oencil instead
Niall: A what?
My Zesty Taco Baby: A PENVIL
Niall: Pencil?
My Zesty Taco Baby: That'd whay ivr been sayung
Niall: I'll stop at staples then
Niall: What kind of pencil
Niall: Where'd you go
Niall: I'm gonna keep driving
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I have bad writers block.
Dedicated to JosefinArvidsson bc why tf not
