DC Headcanon's 3: Now with 10 Percent More Angst

i'm going to fill the rest of the book with this aren't i

Okay but what did Deceit do to DC to get him out of the way

Honestly it probably wasn't anything sinister, DC probably legit had to go away and Deceit was like 'bet' 

I bet Florida picked up on it first but no one believed him because 'Florida you always think something's wrong with DC' 

Also I need a real WHAM like a wham line that cues everyone that this isn't DC. I've got a few ideas: 

-out of all the calls he forgets, he forgets Florida's 

-his 'excuse me' ends up more sinister then usual one day 

-a darker idea is one of 'em asks him 'who was at the first meeting' and "DC" is like 'the hell how do I remember that' 

-ANOTHER dark idea is "DC" is trying to explain himself and he's like 

"And look, as your fed AS IDC..." *beat* "I'm sorry...which one am I again?"