The Lifeguard

Chapter 30

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Soon enough the vacation was wrapping up. Which was good because I'd had enough drama in LA. Everyone including my parents, Coraline's, and Elijah's decided to have a big dinner.

And they were serving ribs.

Fvck me.

I could not control myself around ribs. If a person could marry food, it would be ribs for me. Hands down. 100%. Done.

Like who the fvck is Elijah? Pass me a plate of ribs already.

But I suppose that marriage wouldn't last because my spouse would be in my stomach moments after the marriage.

I pushed the thought aside and chowed down on the hotel ribs we were currently being served.

Oh ma gah, this is so freaking good!" I said, as I inhaled the rest of the barbecue rib. "Can I get some more barbecue sauce?" I asked, finally looking up from my plate.

I stop eating as I notice everyone staring at me. It looked like they were about burst out laughing or something.

"What?" I ask, confused. That's when they all burst out laughing. I hear a click and see Elijah cracking up staring at his phone like he's barely holding it together.

"Pig," Noah coughs out.

I glare at him. "Ok you can go suck a duck porky. Pass me the damn barbecue sauce."

Can't a girl enjoy a rib, without fools interrupting her? Elijah hands me the sauce and I snatch it from him glaring.

Coraline is still laughing like an idiot. "You...have barbecue sauce...all over your face," she says in laughter. I wipe my face with my hand and frown as a bunch of sauce shows up on my hand.

"Shut up," I mumbled wiping my hand.

"Lorelai! Use a napkin!" Mom scolded.

"Sorry mama."

"Don't let em get to you sweetheart. You enjoy your ribs like nobody's watching," Dad said sweetly.

I could count on Dad to understand. "Thank you, Dad."

Noah, Coraline, and what's his face were still laughing over the picture he'd taken. I glared and looked down at my huge plate of ribs. "Don't worry baby, they're just jealous that they don't have a love like ours," I serenaded my ribs.

"She's talking to it!" Coraline screeched and erupted into laughter once again. I tuned them out and enjoyed my ribs.

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The next morning we all scrambled to pack up everything.

"You got your toothbrush?"

"Yes, Elijah."

"All ten pairs of shoes?"

I rolled my eyes. "Yes."

"Stolen toiletries from the bathroom?"

"Obviously."

"Oki think we're all set!"