Eddie: Asthma Jams
Richie: i said whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe
Bill: ladies and gentlemen, welcome to T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Target (i'm sorry)
Bev: WhY aRe yOu rUnNiNg¿ WHY ARE YOU RUNNING¿!
Stan: we all die you either jill yourself or get killed
Ben: you know what i'm about to say it. i don't care that you broke your elbow
Mike: would you not eat my pants (you get it cuz the sheep? haha ik i'm sorry)
Henry: what do you have? a knife! NO!
bonus:
Georgie: if you love me let me gooooooooo (golf vine. you get it cuz he fallin in the water and Georgie got pulled in the sewer haha again i'm sorry)
what's your favorite vine? lemme know!
el end.
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