Dating Eddie Would Include...

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~keeping a spare inhaler with you at all times for him in case his ran out of medicine or he lost it

~you joking about germs constantly, even when Eddie just would touch a table at a restaurant

"EDDIE, THE GERMS! OH, THE GERMS THERE ARE SO MANY GERMS AND YOU'RE JUST TOUCHING THE TABLE?!"

"fuck off" *eye roll*

~Richie making jokes about you two

"aww look! Lovebirds in their natural habitat. If we're lucky, they might even fuck"

"fuck off, Richie"

~teaming up with Richie to tease Eddie

"hey, Eddie. Do you even have to bend over to strap on your shoes or are you so short that you don't have to?"

"nice one"

"shut the fuck up I'm not that short"

~telling Eddie gross lies

"you know, Eds, I have this shirt that I've never washed. Ever. I'm wearing it right now. Wanna smell? I've had it since I was 6!"

~Eddie using his inhaler after your first kiss from shock

~his mom not liking you

~eating something and asking if Eddie wanted some so that you could put it in your mouth, take it out, and shove it into his mouth

~being best friends with him and Richie

~calming him down when he's anxious

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