This is a FANFICTION. The actual story is called 'Trash of the Count's Family', and the translation can be found HERE: https://eatapplepies.com/
Cale Henituse and his group had just come back to the Henituse territory from another trip, and he reali...
Cale: (frustrated) Fuck me Choi Han: I would love to Cale: What? Choi Han: What?
(Morning) Choi Han: (Practicing his swordsmanship) Ron: He's pretty good. Even though he's so big, he is still able to move at a fast speed while controlling his movements so that they are smooth and quick. His thrusts are also- Cale: (red faced) Ron, stop. Ron: ...?
On and Hong: *Braiding Cale's hair* Raon: *Makes a flower crown for Cale* Alberu: Wow, you look almost as good as me now. Choi Han:
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Beacrox: (Suspicious look) Why do you want to learn cooking? Choi Han: (thinks of Cale's eating face) (innocent smile) None of your business Cale: (sneezes)
Count Deruth: So... You're saying that you want a replica of your shirt? Choi Han: Yes Count Deruth: Even though your clothes are much bigger than Cale's? Choi Han: Yes Count Deruth: And you want my son to wear it? Choi Han: Yes Count Deruth: Why? Choi Han: (thinking about how cute Cale would look in his oversized turtleneck) Choi Han: To show him my love and loyalty. Count Deruth: But wouldn't Cale wearing it mean the other way around- Countess Violan: Just do what he asked.
Cale: Choi Han, did you hear what I said? Choi Han: How am I supposed to focus on anything else when you're right in front of me, Cale-nim? Cale: Cale: (blushing) Ok I'll only let it pass this one time.
*Cale wearing a revealing dress and Choi Han walks in* Cale: Wait, I can explain- Choi Han: Please take your time explaining, Cale-nim.
Choi Han: C-Cale-nim, did you just flirt with me? Cale: Cale: I literally said that I'm in love with you. Choi Han: That doesn't answer the question.
Choi Han: Cale-nim, I learnt some philosophy from Raon! Cale: Hm? Choi Han: *ahem ahem* Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Cale: Cale: Make them bleed and faint but keep them alive? Choi Han: No.
Choi Han: Could you please try not to sacrifice yourself and die for 5 minutes, Cale-nim? Cale: My record is 4, but I'll try.
Cale: I'm an idiot. Choi Han: Ron: Raon: Alberu: Cale: Choi Han: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this will be quite a long day.
Alberu: Choi Han, why do you always wear that turtleneck? People can see your whole body because of how thin it is, don't you get cold? Choi Han: *looks at Cale while blushing* Alberu: You know what, I take back my words.
Cale: I've done a lot of dumb things. Choi Han: I witnessed Cale-nim doing the dumb things. Raon: I recorded our weak human doing the dumb things! Alberu: I joined in on doing the dumb things. Ron: I tried stopping you from doing the dumb things, young master-nim. And look where that got us. Cale: Cale: Ok fair, but we did save a lot of people, right? Ron: (benign smile)
Choi Han: Bye Cale-nim! Bye Raon! Bye On! Bye Hong! Bye Cale-nim! Raon: You said bye to our human twice. Choi Han: I like Cale-nim.
Rosalyn: Would you stab someone you care about for 10 million gold? Raon: No! I don't want to hurt our human even for money! Choi Han: I would rather stab someone who dares to think of hurting Cale-nim. Cale: Why wouldn't I want 10 million gold by stabbing myself?
Mary: What is love? Cale: Baby don't hurt m- *bites his own tongue* Mary: ? Cale: *holding his mouth and shaking his head* n-nmphmm (nothing)
Cale: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeves. Choi Han: I think you mean cards, Cale-nim. Cale: *pulls out knives from his sleeves* Don't look like cards to me.
Cale: You are the love of my life, I would do anything for you. Choi Han: Then will you please eat 3 meals a day have a decent sleep schedule? Cale: Haha. No.
Cale: What do you think of the outfit? Do you like it? Choi Han: Not as much as I like what's underneath it. Cale: (blushing) C-Choi Han..? Alberu: (stands up) Aaand meeting adjourned. Executives at the meeting: (shuffles out of the room awkwardly)
Hello, Jelly here! Sorry that this is not an actual chapter, but I really wanted to write something so that people aren't just left with a cliffhanger for another week or two since, surprise, I'm about to have a really big exam soon! And also a really important project that I need to focus on. And another important school work I have to do... But! If I just work a little harder I might be able to squeeze in an extra chapter on the weekend. Maybe. Hope you enjoyed the incorrect quotes that I both found and made up myself! Thank you for reading, and have a good rest of your day! -Jelly
