Hey There Demons, It's Me, Ya Boy

8: The Simps Of All Simps

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You rock on your heels, listening closely to the sound of Satan tripping over something. You hear a heavy thud and a string of curses in modern Japanese.

...

You greet the blonde with a smile when he opens the door, "Hey! You okay? I heard something fall."

Satan blushes, "Ah, it-it was just my shirt."

"It sounded like it was pretty heavy, though..."

"Right... Well... I was in the shirt."

"Oh, okay!" You jerk your head to the side, "Sorry I took a while, but I was thinking we can have that book date after breakfast?"

Satan nods and gives you a once over, "Nice getup, but..."

"But what?"

You were wearing your blue Demon Slayer uniform with your black, thigh-high socks. You had your blue strapped sandals, and oversized, blue haori. Your hair is up with your blue flower hairpin.

You look like a fucking snack.

"Your outfit is a little too obvious as a uniform," Satan crosses his arms, "Am I the only one who knows about your past?"

"Aside from Diavolo and Barbatos? Lucifer kind of knows, but from what Lucifer said, he only knows about it as a job," You lie smoothly, "So, you're the only one who knows the most about me. Why?"

Satan feels smug, but he won't admit it.

"Well... never mind, I'm overthinking it. You look great," Satan smiles, "Let's go?"

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"Good morning, y'all," You greet.

Mammon and Yuki weren't here, but you chalk it up to them still watching the TSL series. You're greeted with a chorus of good morning; you and Beelzebub offering each other the signal. Your favorite himbo pulls a chair from his right and pats the seat.

"[L/n], I love your outfit!" Asmodeus compliments, "Blue is a good look on you!"

"Oh, thank you, Asmo!" You smile, walking over to Beelzebub, "The uniform is one of a kind, though."

Leviathan (who was sitting across from Beelzebub) looks up from his game and his jaw drops.

"Where did you get it?" Asmodeus asks, already creating scenarios in which that outfit can get him good views online.

You sit next to Beelzebub: "It was made for me! Specially customized."

Leviathan widened his eyes.

There's no way...

"Your flower pin is pretty," Baby Beel comments.

"Oh, thank you! It was a gift," You smile, holding your warm cheeks in your hands, "One of my little sisters made it for me."

No... way...

"You have sisters?" Asmodeus asks.

"Mhm! Five brothers, and four sisters! Though I have three other little girls that I call my sisters," You inform, "I call them my little butterfly girls."

"Awe, how cute!"

"[L/n]," Beelzebub speaks through a mouthful of food, "Do you think later you can teach me more of those breathing techniques?"

"Total Concentration? Sure!"

GASSPPP!!

THAT'S IT!!