Hey There Demons, It's Me, Ya Boy

22: Too Much Happens In This Chapter

A/N: Hey Hi! Chapters will continue to be sparse for a while. Sorry about that!

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You're walking silently with Satan back to the House of Lamentation, with your shift ending about 20 minutes ago.

Unfortunately, you had to close alone because everyone suddenly had to leave. And since you're the new employee, everyone just put their bitch work on you. Elenore couldn't help you either since her shift ends one hour before yours.

It was ass.

Your only saving grace was that HoL was only about five minutes away.

"Well, don't you look miserable," Satan mutters.

"I had to close alone, so that's why I took a while to call you," You explain, "I had to make everything nice and pretty for the morning people."

"Those bastards."

"Right?" You stretch your arms above your head, "How's everyone back at the House of Lamentation?"

Satan snorts, "Today is Levi's karaoke night. He's been singing anime opening songs for an hour now. I'm sure he'll be singing when we get back."

You beam, "Let's join him! It'll be so much fun!"

Satan sighs, "Even though you know he has a weird obsession over you, you still treat him normally and with unwavering kindness. I have no idea if I should be repulsed by that or not."

You frown, looking away in thought. It's not like you can just say "well it's because I'm a fictional character from an anime". And you're just going to come off as annoying if you claim yourself to be dIfFeReNt FrOm OtHeR gIrLs.

But anyway, why should your kindness be considered revolting? Is it a demon thing?

"Well, I'm sorry you feel that way," That's what you settled on, "I'm not bothered by it because Levi treats me kindly as if I'm his best friend. His "obsession", as you like to call it, is not hurting anyone. And it's certainly not hurting me, so I couldn't care less."

Satan doesn't say anything, probably thinking about what you just said. Either way...

"And anyway, it's not fair to talk about someone when they're not here to defend themselves."

"Well, aren't you just a perfect little human?" Satan muses.

"I'm not trying to be perfect, I'm just trying not to be an asshole," You frown, "Seriously, what's so surprising about wanting to be nice to people?"

"We're demons, [Y/n]."

"Okay, and??"

"You're so strange..."

??? What was the reason???

You roll your eyes and look ahead, focus on just getting back to the HoL. You see a few demons walking as well. On your side of the sidewalk two male demons were talking to each other about whatever guys talk about. They both look at you and Satan as they head your way.

You smiled at them to be polite before you were going to pass by them, but one of them thought it was an invitation for something else.

One of the demon grins as he slows to a stop, "Hey, babe. Who's your daddy?"

Satan was about to end this man's entire existence, but you weren't going to let that happen just yet.

You stop right in front of him and smirk smugly, "Oh? Who's your daddy?"