⚠️Dirty Pick-Up Lines⚠️

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Billy:

-Your so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

-Zip it up. I'm seeing someone

-Me?

-No, Finn Wolfhard

-Hey!






Freddie: 

-Hey, come to my room. Everything is %100 off.

-Including skin?

-What? No.

-Good, that'd be creepy.

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