Marinette: Hey Bruce, Jay, *shudders* Damian. Guess what I drove today!
Jason: where too?
Marinette: the post office, Tim needed to drop off some packages, and Alfred was busy! *Smiles*
Bruce: That's good. I was thinking you went somewhere better than that though
Marinette: No, where would I go?
Jason: The world is your oyster.
Marinette: And my room is the best part of it
The others:...
Marinette: Plus at home I have Netflix, HBO, and Hulu!
Marinette: and my sewing supplies and WiFi!
Bruce *annoyed by his daughter's not wanting to ever leave the house*: I guess.
Marinate: Also what would I do, look around Target for fun? I'm not Dick
*Jason and Damian try not to laugh*
Marinette: If I was gonna go out I'd like to do something like see a movie, fight a dragon, or take over the world
Bruce *he's trying*: you could go feed some ducks?
*Jason losing it and Damian getting hopeful eyes at the thought of feeding ducks*
Marinette *stares at B unimpressed*: huh
Bruce *really trying*: the ducks are hungry?
I love the idea that Dick just walks around target like a basic white girl. Maybe a Starbucks frappe-chino (?) in his hand.
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Maribat One-Shots
FanfictionMaribat one-shots and other miraculous and dc crossover stories. Most of these will be pretty short but I hope you'll still enjoy! Characters belong to their rightful owners
