Queens, New York. A boy walks out of an elevator holding a DVD-player and with a backpack on his shoulder. He walks into an apartment where his guardian is sitting on the couch.
Boy: Hey, May.
May Parker: Mmm. Hey. How was school today?
Boy: Okay. This crazy car parked outside...
Peter sees y/n and his eyes widen.
y/n: Oh, Mr. Parker.
Boy: Um...
He takes out his earphones.
Boy: What- what are you doing- Hey! Uh, I'm- Im- I'm Peter.
y/n: y/n.
Peter Parker: What are- what are you- what are you- what are you doing here?
y/n: It's about time we met. You've been getting my e-mails, right?
y/n winks.
Peter Parker: Yeah. Yeah.
y/n: Right?
Peter Parker: Regarding the...
May Parker: You didn't tell me about the grant.
Peter Parker: About the grant.
y/n: The Avengers intern program.
Peter Parker: Right.
y/n: Yeah. Remember when you applied?
Peter Parker: Yeah.
y/n: I approved, so now we're in business.
May Parker: You didn't tell me anything. What's up with that? You keeping secrets from me now?
Peter Parker: Why, I just, I just... I just know how much you love surprises, so I thought I would let you know... wh- anyway, what did I apply for?
y/n: That's what I'm here to hash out.
Peter Parker: Okay. Hash, hash out, okay.
y/n: It's so hard for me to believe that she's someone's aunt. You look my age.
May Parker: Yeah, well, we come in all shapes and sizes, you know?
y/n: This walnut date loaf is exceptional.
Peter Parker: Let me just stop you there.
y/n: Yeah?
Peter Parker: Is this grant, like, got money involved or whatever? No?
y/n: Yeah.
Peter Parker: Yeah?
y/n: It's pretty well funded.
Peter Parker: Wow.
y/n: I mean we have Tony freakin Stark on our payroll. Can I have 5 minutes with him?
May Parker: Sure.
y/n: Thank you.
In Peter's bedroom y/n bolts the door and spits out the walnut loaf.
y/n: Too polite to turn things down.
He notices Peter's collection of old computers.
y/n: Whoa, what do we have here? Retro tech, huh? Thrift store? Salvation Army?
Peter Parker: Uh, the garbage, actually.
y/n: You're a dumpster diver.
Peter Parker: Yeah, I was... anyway, look, um, I definitely did not apply for your grant.
