Banner sits, groaning, head in his hands. y/n is beside him, rubbing his back and Thor is on the lookout for threats.
Thor: The sun's going down. It's getting really low. The sun's going down. It's getting real low.
Banner: Would you stop saying that!?
y/n: We just need you to stay calm.
Banner: Calm!? I'm on an alien planet!
Thor: It's just a planet. You've been on a planet before.
Banner: Yeah! One!
y/n: Now you've been on two. That's a good thing. It's a new experience.
Banner: My neurons, they're firing faster than my brain can handle the information. The whole thing is totally different this time. In the past, I always felt like Hulk and I each had a hand on the wheel, but this time it's like he had the keys and I was locked in the trunk.
y/n: Alright, well, you're back now, that's all that matters.
Banner: No, it's not what matters. What I'm trying to tell you, is that if I turn into the Hulk again, Banner may never come back. And we're stranded on a planet that is designed to stress me out.
y/n: We're not stranded, I'm gonna figure out a way to get us home.
Banner: Thank you.
Thor: Not your home, though. Asgard.
Banner and y/n: What?
Thor: Listen, my people are in great danger. You and I, we have to fight this really powerful being who also happens to be my sister.
Banner: Okay, that is so wrong on so many- I don't wanna fight your sister. That's a family issue.
Thor: No, she's an evil being.
Banner: I don't care what she is. I'm not fighting any more beings. I'm sick of it. I just told you. If I turn into the Hulk, I am never gonna come back again. And you don't care.
Thor: No, no. I'm putting together the team. The Hulk is the fire.
Banner: Wait, you're just using me to get to the Hulk.
Thor: What? No!
y/n: That's gross.
Banner: You don't care about me. You're not my friend.
Thor: No! I don't even like the Hulk. He's all like... "smash, smash, smash." I prefer you.
y/n looks at Thor in disbelief.
Banner: Thanks.
Thor: But if I'm being honest, when it comes to fighting evil beings, he is very powerful and useful.
Banner: Yeah, Banner's powerful and useful, too.
Thor: Is he though?
Banner: How many PhDs does Hulk have? Zero. How many PhDs does Banner have? Seven.
Thor: Fine, you don't have to fight anyone. But we're in danger here, so we have to move.
Thor grabs two towels from the ground next to him. He puts the towel over his head and passes the other to y/n who ties it around his head, obscuring his face.
