y/n: You gotta be shittin' me.
Rhodey: I'm serious!
y/n: I don't believe you!
Rhodey: It's true!
y/n: He said that?
Rhodey: Yep! He just turns up and goes '"Are you Tony Stank?"
James and y/n howl with laughter. y/n sets down his bottle of whiskey.
Rhodey: So how are things with you and Aleya?
y/n: We umm... well she was so happy to see me safe after the whole Wakanda thing that umm... well she's in the hospital today.
Rhodey: The hospital? What for?
y/n looks up from the floor, meeting Rhodey's eyes.
Rhodey: No...
y/n: Yep.
Rhodey stands up.
Rhodey: Congratulations!
y/n: Thanks man.
Rhodey: So is it a boy or a girl?
y/n: We don't know yet. It's only been a month.
Rhodey: That's awesome man.
y/n: Yeah, but she's made me promise no big missions.
Rhodey: The kid's gotta have a dad.
y/n: Yeah it does.
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After an hour y/n leaves Rhodey's home, ready for another normal day. On his walk home, a leaf hits him in the face, when removed it turns into a business card reading 177A Bleecker Street.
y/n: What?
y/n arrives there and knocks on the door, after a few knocks he finds himself inside the building.
y/n: I had too much whiskey...
???: y/n Romanoff...
A man in blue robes glides over to y/n.
???: The Civil Warrior.
y/n: And you are?
???: Doctor Strange.
y/n: Uh huh. So are you a good guy or a bad guy?
Strange: Good guy.
y/n: Glad we cleared that up. What can I do for you?
Strange: A threat has arrived on this planet that I may need your help with.
y/n: Oh. Sorry Doctor, usually I'd be down for that but my girlfriend's pregnant and she said no big bad super villain missions.
Strange: I'm the sorcerer supreme, we'll have no trouble. And besides I've seen all the possible outcomes of this conversation and you agree to help me in every single one.
y/n: Oh.
Strange: Just a second.
Strange creates a portal with a ring on his finger which leads to y/n's apartment.
Strange: You'll want your suitcase.
y/n grabs it and suits up into the regular Civil Warrior armour.
Strange: All set. We just need one more thing.
y/n: Which is..?
A third man appears in the Sanctorum, confused.
