(U/N) POV
It was a normal morning. I got out of bed. Liz made me breakfast. And I played with Jenn. That was until I got some messages.
First was from Harry, then Qweep, and then Punisher. And they all said the same thing......."I'm getting married".
My soul floated to the heavens when I saw all of these messages.
Married! So quick! I mean, Qweep and Looky have been going out for a long time, same goes for Harry and Fuji.
But Punisher! It's only been 5 days since they confessed! Is this normal?
Surely not.....but Asuna and Kirito.....maybe?
Liz comes strolling in to see me in shock.
"Did Jenn hit your weak spot again," Liz says cutely
"I don't know what would hurt more," I say showing her the messages. Getting hit in the balls hurts, but this....this is shocking.
"I'm so happy for the girls," Liz says happy after reading it
"Don't you think this is to sudden, I mean all at once!" I say
"Oh please, (U/N) different people take things at different speeds" Liz lectures me
"What does marry mean?" Jenn says out of the corner
"Ummmmm" I blurt out
"I'll take the led on this one," Liz says
"Jenn, Marry is when two people who like each other make it o...official?" Liz says as she turns to me for the answer
"I don't fucking know" Is the face I'm making to her. She turns back to Jenn
"Anyway it happens when two people really like each other," Jenn says
"So like you and (U/N)?" Jenn asks
"Yeah, a little," Liz says blushing
"So are you two married?" Jenn asks
"Heavens no" I blurt out blushing
"Listen, Jenn, a guy needs to be brave when asking someone to marry them.....(U/N)...well he hasn't done it yet," Liz says glaring at me
I do a shrug and turn around, "I better leeeaave"
"See ya later honey," Liz says in a dark voice
Oh fuck.
I exit our house and head toward the guildhall.
Once I entered, I swear to god, I didn't know I was entering a brothel.......there was kissing left and right.
I finally get my wits back and say, "for Pete sake get a room!" I yell out.
It seemed to have worked as the three couples stopped what they were doing and looked around to see each other.
"Bruh," Qweep says, "we were here first"
"It's not your hall is it?" Jam counters.
"Not like you paid for all of it," Harry says
"Listen, boys n girls, you have rooms....use em," I say out loud
"Don't you talk, you have a whole house to do what you want to Liz" Jam comebacks
I start choking," 'Scuse me"
Everyone starts laughing hard, as I continue choking.
"You should have seen your face!" Harry says
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The Lightning Swordsman (Remastered Version)
Fanfiction(Y/N) is a normal kid. Originally, he didn't want any part of SAO, but his friend had other plans. Join (Y/N) as he tries to survive the tragedy of SAO. Join his heartbreak, his love, and more importantly the laughs as he plays the death game called...
