Written 3/21/15
Message to: princess
Sent: 7:03 PM
"I never fucked wayne, I never fucked drake"
Message from: princess
Sent: 7:12 PM
"But you can fuck me ;)"
Message to: princess
Sent: 7:13 PM
"I ALWAYS KNEW U WANTED THIS DICKKK. FUCK YEAHHG"
Message from: princess
Sent: 7:14 PM
"nO NO NO NO NO. MY FRIEND SENT THAT. I DONT WANT UR CRUSTY ASS RAGGITY ASS HORNY ASS JERKY ASS DICK"
Message to: princess
Sent: 7:17 PM
"my dick is only crusty with cum ayye"
Message from: princess
Sent: 7:18 PM
"thats gross af, u need to wash that. I hope ur mother looks through ur phone.."
Message to: princess
Sent: 7:20 PM
"Oww"
Message to: princess
Sent: 7:49 PM
"Are ur legs made of Nutella bc I can spread them ;)"
Message to: princess
Sent: 7:50 PM
Are u a flight attendant bc u gonna b plane with this dick later"
Message to: princess
Sent: 7:52 PM
"I heard you like magic. Well bend over and watch my dick disappear ;)"
Message to: princess
Sent: 7:52 PM
"If u were a washing machine, I'd put my dirty load in u ayye"
Message to: princess
Sent: 7:53 PM
"How about later tonight u let me slip into something more comfortable and tight?? Like ur ass"
Message from: princess
Sent: 7:55 PM
"HAROLD. GET UR DISEASE INFECTED DICK AWAY FROM ME"
Message to: princess
Sent: 8:04 PM
"I am truly sorry for my sons behavior. I don't know he acted in such a way. Please forgive Harry, he's only a teenager going through sexual frustration. I have looked through Harry's phone and found very sexual pictures and found the unbelievable messages he's sent you and I jist want you to know that I have taken his phone away from him."
Message from: princess
Sent: 8:06 PM
"oMG I CRI. WHAT"
## me trying to be funny ft. Harry's mum##
-guys guess who has the smut written but won't update it till this book has more than 17 chapters. Me
update 7/6/15 : hahahaaa that was a liE
BINABASA MO ANG
princess >> n.s
Random"Are you medusa bc ur making me stone hard" "Leave" or the one where harry is constantly horny and niall is tired of his f*ck boy ways :my first story, and possible the worst story you will ever read. this story somehow won 3rd place in the bromance...
