Written 3/30/15
Message to: princess
Sent: 11:38 AM
"I bought you a tiara"
Message from: princess
Sent: 11:40 AM
"oh god.. did you at least buy a Cinderella dress?"
Message to: princess
Sent: 11:45 AM
"fuck no but I'm going to now."
Message from: princess
Sent: 11:46 AM
"illts not like I'll actually wear any of it"
Message to: princess
Sent: 11:51 AM
"ill force you into it."
Message to: princess
Sent: 11:54 AM
"wanna play pearl harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me"
Message from: princess
Sent: 12:12 PM
"omg that was v clever."
Message to: princess
Sent: 12:15 PM
"ah I see ur starting to enjoy my dirty pick up lines ;)"
Message from: princess
Sent: 12:18 PM
"no they're still stupid and gross but that one was v enjoyable."
Message to: princess
Sent: 12:23 PM
"so is that a yes to giving me head or??"
Message from: princess
Sent: 12:23 PM
"No I still hate you."
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## who's still fucked up over zayn?? *raises hands and feet*##
yall of u haven't already checked out my new fic I suggest u do. it's called boxers and it's v smutty.
YOU ARE READING
princess >> n.s
Random"Are you medusa bc ur making me stone hard" "Leave" or the one where harry is constantly horny and niall is tired of his f*ck boy ways :my first story, and possible the worst story you will ever read. this story somehow won 3rd place in the bromance...
