012| I Want Captain Mayhem

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Although it's odd, the word frazzled is actually a word.

By definition, in this situation, it's a state of surprise shock in where someone really doesn't know what is going on.

That's why I can safely call Steve and Tony at this moment, frazzled.

"What? You both look like you've seen a ghost?!" I said with sarcastic shock.

"What are you- how are you-" Steve tried to get words out.

"Don't stutter, you're a big boy.." I laughed, patting him on the side of the arm.

"You surprised attacked us in public? You just drop in after four years and surprise us?!" Tony whisper yelled.

"Well, you thought I had dropped dead, not that I would drop in to see you.." I shrugged back.

"But how-" Steve tried again but was interrupted.

"Well I've already caused too much of a scene, why don't we discuss this at the tower. I'm sure the monstrosity of a building is still there so, it won't be hard to find it.." I smiled, pushing my way between them and walking through the ballroom.

Like Noah parted the red sea, the guests of the event parted in a line as I walked towards the door. I pushed the grand ass doors open with my powers and walking through them, leaving everyone else behind.

Leaving the room silent and in shock.

The only thing heard by the room was the mumbling discussion between Tony and Steve, then them following me out the door moments later, ready for the talk of a lifetime.

As soon as left through those big ass doors, I teleported back up to the roof, meeting my squad once again.

"I should have known you would cause a big scene!" Loki announced as I walked towards the group, I kissed my wife before taking my baby off of them.

"Oh, that's nothing compared to the scene she caused with the 7 princes!" Fleur called out.

"Wait, your the girl from that story 'The Seven Princes of Alf'?!" Gamora yelled out.

"That would be me.." I smiled, turning to play with the baby in my arms.

"So, what now?" Wanda asked.

"Now, we go to the Avengers tower and tell them there's a grape trying to kill them all.." I smiled, climbing aboard the ship.

Steve and Tony had already made their way back to the tower, confused as to why I wasn't there. Confused until they saw the giant spaceship land on the tower's helipad.

As we flew over, I pulled a quick change and then stepped out of the jet alone, walking towards my doom.

"Well boys, sorry I crashed the fun.." I said, headed straight towards the bourbon.

"Did you have to change your suit?" Tony asked as I walked through the room.

"I just wanted to show you how much money I have.." I smirked, pouring a drink and turning to face them both, "I do have a favor to ask. Can you call Nat and Bucky, I'd like to apologize.." I said, taking a sip.

"Why are you here? If you can tell me why you're really here, I'll make the call.." Steve said, crossing his arms.

"Well, the entire universe is under attack because a grape with a ball sack wants to complete his rock collection. In short, if he gets all the infinity stones, half of all life in all the universe is gonna die.." I bluntly spoke.

"So you need us to fight?" Tony asked.

"No, I need to draw him here so I can blow him to bits. There are two stones here and I've got a third to draw him here. So call Strange and Vision, there's one in the toasters brain and Strange has the green one. So call them, all of them.." I fake smiled, staring Tony down until the right people were called.

There was an awkward silence for a few moments before the doors of the meeting room opened, revealing someone I knew.

"Cap?" Fleur asked.

"Yeah?" I answer, Steve, responding the same way and looking at me with confusion.

"Actually, I want Captain Mayhem, not you.." Fleur spoke, "Should I get everyone to come inside?" She asked.

"Leave Loki and Celeste onboard, I'm sure my wife will want to say hi.." I shrugged, Fleur, leaving to pass on the message.

"Your wife?" Tony turned to ask.

"I'm a Maximoff dear, didn't you piece that together?" I asked.

The room stayed quiet until the Guardian, Elementals and Carol entered the room, adding more shock to the situation.

"Does Pietro still live here or did he get sick of your bullshit?" Wanda asked as she entered the room.

"Hello to you too Wanda.." Tony muttered, "He's on the 34th floor.."

"Much appreciated.." She smiled before kissing my cheek and leaving the room.

"So, you two must be the infamous bomb squad, guys.." Omar said, filling the silence.

"The ones who wanted to make our boss go boom.." Fluer added, high-fiving Omar.

"Maybe we should call them the bomb squad from now on, it's accurate.." I shrugged.

"It was four years ago, we suffered for what we did.." Steve commented.

"You tried to kill me, I'm not letting this go. But I do have to ask, which one of you had the balls to push the button.." I asked.

"Neither of us pushed it, we dropped it.." Tony said timidly.

"All these years and that's the best you could come up with? That you dropped it? Do you expect me to-" I ranted before being interrupted.

The interruption was by a greasy god and a screaming baby, something I should have anticipated happening.

"I didn't do anything! She just started crying and I don't know how to stop her!" Loki called out, handing me my daughter.

"Hey tiny, did your Zizi look at you funny?" I asked her.

"Who- who's this?" Tony asked, the confusion building.

"This is tiny Celeste Maximoff, Wanda and my little girl.." I smiled, not even looking at the mind blown individuals and just keeping my eyes on the baby in my arms.

"You have a child?! You?!" Steve yelled out.

"Keep your voice down, don't yell in front of my baby.." I said in a calmer tone.

"So you brought your child to a soon to be a war zone?" Tony scoffed.

"Your not a parent, you don't get to question my choices. My child will be far away from the fight because my child will be my top priority.." I announced.

There would have been further yelling and comments about how I was an unfit mother. There would have been if Nat and Bucky didn't burst through the doors.

Who knows what could have happened?

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