The Gen-Z Avenger| Book 2

028| The Cure to Single Ladies

Why we do things, I don't know.

Why we make certain choices and decisions, it's unclear to me but all I know is that 96.6% of the time, I chose stupid.

Drunken stupid choices, at least me and Loki had that in common.

"You look like hell.." Loki commented as they entered the kitchen of my ship, stealing the apple juice out of my hand.

"You can't say much.." I sipped my juice and looked at them, figuring it out. "You hooked up.."

"What?! No, I did not!"

"Who'd you fuck?" I asked them bluntly.

"You can't get mad at me.." Loki said in defence.

"I won't"

"Do you promise?"

"I promise.."

"Do you swear?"

"Spit it out!" I snapped at them.

"Last night I left with Omar and then I proceeded to sleep with Omar.." They fessed up.

"Finally! God, it took you long enough! That's not even bad, last night I slept with Wanda. We both got very drunk and then all of a sudden the fact that she won't marry me didn't matter!" I told them.

"We need a vacation.." Loki sighed, looking for breakfast in the cabinets.

"Or a runaway, I know a place.." I suggested, perking Loki's interest.

When I told Tony to gather everyone, he failed to gather like, half the people. So, today we'd be taking a flight and making a few collections.

I headed to say good morning and goodbye to my daughter, hoping her other mother hadn't gotten to see her yet. Although I had um, physical connections with my wife last night? That didn't mean all was forgiven, I was just a hot mess. I like to focus on the hot part, not the mess part.

Loki and I loaded into the jet, I had one location in mind. It was time to meet a group I haven't seen in a long time, who probably will slap me across the face.

"Are you wearing sunglasses?" I turned to ask Loki, who looked out of it.

"The light hurts my eyes.." They replied, looking at the jungle around us and seeing the jet was about to go straight down, "Is this a death mission?! Are you trying to kill us?! I know I fucked your best friend but this is an overreaction!" Loki cried out.

The jet dragged towards the trees, Loki screaming about how even though we were stupid, this wasn't the answer. Although they had never been to Wakanda, which made this so much funnier.

The jet flew through the barrier, Loki's eyes were revealed from underneath their arms, a move they made in fear. The glorious city of Wakanda appeared, I hadn't told Loki that this was our destination and I hadn't called in advance, so this was a group surprise.

"It's-"

"Glorious?" I mocked them, "Don't get any ideas.."

I flew us in between vibranium skyscrapers, seeing citizens heads turn in confusion at the jet that was considered, alien. The place landing ground was the goal but the Dora Milaje seemed to beat us there.

"Can you land this?" I asked my friend.

"If  necessary.." Loki replied.

"I'm about to teleport out of here to save us from the Dora Milaje so for your survival, it's kinda necessary.." I spoke, alarming them into pushing me out of the driver's seat.