Silverbird: It must be hard not being able to laugh.
Mooncruiser: I have a sense of humor you know.
Silverbird: I almost never hear you laugh.
Mooncruiser: You never say anything funny.
....
(This one is inspired by thatonecybertronian)
Silverbird: Has anyone ever managed to make the word 'bubbles' sound threatening?
Mooncruiser: No.
Trackz, an hour later: Can someone explain why Silverbird is on our roof screaming 'bubbles'?
...
Silverbird: Am I in trouble?
Soundwave: Take a guess.
Silverbird: No.
Soundwave: Take another guess.
...
Silverbird, holding a python: GUYS I IMPULSIVELY BOUGHT A SNAKE WHAT DO I CALL HIM?
Mooncruiser: You did WHAT-
Databyte: William Snakespeare.
...
(If they were humans)
Databyte: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Silverbird: The cow?
Databyte: wHaT?
Mooncruiser: Silverbird, w h y ?
...
Silverbird: Databyte, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Databyte: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
Silverbird: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Mooncruiser.
...
(If they were humans)
Mooncruiser: I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Silverbird, drinking toasted bread: Why would you say that?
...
(Again, humans)
Databyte: What happened here?
Trackz: Two people who are very bad at cooking decided to cook.
...
Silverbird: It's a muggy day today.
Mooncruiser: If I go outside and I see mugs covering the front porch-
Silverbird: *sips energon from a bowl*
...
(The spiders on cybertron are rlly bigger than ours)
Silverbird: Why are you standing on a chair? Are you playing a game?
Mooncruiser: We're playing 'we saw a freaking monster of a spider and we don't know where it went'
Silverbird: *flies to the ceiling*
...
Silverbird: Nobody needs to know what I think about.
Mooncruiser, Databyte, and Soundwave: You're right we don't.
...
Silverbird: Roses are red
Bees like to buzz
Road work ahead
Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.
...
Silverbird: Databyte, what does y-e-s spell?
Databyte: Yes.
Silverbird: What does e-y-e-s spell?
Databyte: Eeeyes.
Mooncruiser and Silverbird: *wheezing*
Databyte: What?
Silverbird: What does e-y-e-s spell?
Databyte: EEEEEEEEYES.
Silverbird: E-y-e-s *continues laughing*
Mooncruiser: *also laughing*
Databyte: Eyes?
All three of them: *laughing*
BONUS:
Generations Predacon Megatron: I heard you called.
(XD I mean he says EEEEYESSSSSSSSSSS)
...
Silverbird: Let's get down to business! To defeat the frowns
Mooncruiser: SILVER N o.
Silverbird: Heed every single line, and you might not survive!
Mooncruiser: Stop.
Silverbird: You're the saddest bunch I've ever met, but you can bet before we're through...YOU'LL ALL BE DYING OF LAUGHTER.
Mooncruiser: Why do I even try?
Silverbird: Defs not tranquil as a forest, and DEFS ON FIRE OUTSIDE. ONCE YOU FIND THE FUN, YOU ARE SURE TO WHEEZE.
Silverbird, after going thru many lines: MYSTERIOUS AS SEEING MOONCRUISER LAUGHING-
...
Trackz: *is sad*
Soundwave: Who do I kill?
Trackz:
Trackz: NO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
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Lol I'll have some more soon.
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