(Some yoinked from a generator lol)
(Brought you by potatos)
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Mooncruiser: Primus, give me patience.
Silverbird, who's been annoying everyone all day: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Mooncruiser: If Primus gave me strength, you would be dead.
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Thuderstrika and Trauma, after their redemption because of course they would have it
Thunderstrika: *kicks down the door looking panicked*
Trauma: *enters also looking panicked*
Mooncruiser: What did you do?
Trauma: Nobody died.
Mooncruiser: What kinda of an answer is that?
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Databyte: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Mooncruiser: *turns to Silverbird* How tall are you?
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Alenna: HELP!! I TOLD OUR FRIEND GANG I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT, BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Miko, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
(Okay but that lowkey sounds like something Miko would do lol)
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Silverbird: Surgery is basically stabbing someone to life.
Mooncruiser: Please never become a surgeon.
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Store Worker: Would a Miss Mooncruiser come to the front desk?
Mooncruiser: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points at Silverbird and Sonic* I believe they know you?
Silverbird and Sonic: We got lost.
Mooncruiser: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
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Silverbird: Only genius people can say the opposite of these words fast.
Sonic: Okay?
Silverbird: Always. Coming. From. Take. Me. Down.
Sonic: NEVERGOINGTOGIVEYOU-good one bro-
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Silverbird: *wii music* What if I ate a cookie?
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Databyte: I have seven empty datapads and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Silverbird: Put spaghetti in it. (OH THAT'S WHERE THAT LINE CAME FROM I WAS WONDERING WHY SOMEONE JUST HAD THAT AS THEIR STATUS)
Databyte: I am currently taking suggestions from anybot but you.
Sonic: PUT SPAGHETTI IN IT.
Databyte: I am currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Sabersong: Put SPAGHETTI in it.
Databyte: I'm not taking suggestions anymore
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AléatoireHeeeeyyyyy!!!!! This is the book I mentioned in Random Transformers Things. Anyways, this book will be a place for random things. All characters belong to their own fandoms and creators. I do not own memes and pics unless I say so. -Me, in April 2...
